Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Plot_Twisty t1_je9ysx1 wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
What kind of a bitch takes the ice cube trays?!?!
[deleted] t1_je9ymqp wrote
Reply to comment by vegancookie in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
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PlayrR3D15 t1_je9yg1q wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Who the heck is Steve Jobs?
Make_the_music_stop t1_je9y0qn wrote
Reply to comment by Marquar234 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Reference to True Lies?
ZoominBoomin t1_je9xysw wrote
Reply to comment by Unhappy_Director_322 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Women bad!
Zygarde718 t1_je9xofv wrote
I don't get it...
Unhappy_Director_322 t1_je9x9jy wrote
Reply to comment by ZoominBoomin in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
??? Lmao
vegancookie t1_je9vml2 wrote
Reply to comment by refreshing_username in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
I have no idea what song you’re talking about, not everyone will know your pop culture references, and if it hadn’t been some unknown pop culture reference there is no way in hell it wouldn’t be overtly transphobic. You could even post the reference here if you want to really let the audience know what on the hell you are referencing.
refreshing_username t1_je9v16f wrote
Reply to comment by vegancookie in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Look, buddy, you and I probably agree on most things politically, but childishly calling names makes the world worse, not better. And that's even before we get to the fact that your zero-data judgment is exactly wrong.
First, you clearly didn't get the tongue in cheek reference to the tongue in cheek song. Look it up.
Second, I have a trans son who I cherish and who I supported every step of the way, from his coming out, through surgery, and now hormone therapy. He's one of the most courageous people I know.
You know who's been spotted here? The well-meaning but ultimately destructive clod who wants to throw around labels, polarize, call names, and make constructive dialogue impossible.
Buddy2269 t1_je9upw5 wrote
Reply to This is terrible but I'm proud of it because I worked on it last night until I thought it was funny. Wow, what a great way to introduce a joke. by wafflesareforever
Stupid, sorry but Simon says "NO"
HairySmellyNipple t1_je9uljp wrote
da q 3
Suitable-Emergency-1 t1_je9tk52 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Night of the Fucking Dead
Gwydion-Drys t1_je9tiej wrote
Reply to comment by axeman020 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Of course. It is when people go to get smokes AND milk they vanish. The interference between getting something healthy and unhealthy makes them disappear into the multiverse. Doesn´t everyone know that?
[deleted] t1_je9t71p wrote
Reply to comment by bigwolf29 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
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CommonBubba t1_je9src5 wrote
Reply to comment by baby_fart in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
But sometimes you really want some lip🤣
Aware-Cookie3910 t1_je9sobu wrote
That's funny
DomeAcolyte42 t1_je9smgk wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
Damn, my mind went straight to barium. Don't tell me if you're sick, I guess.
regrettablyold t1_je9s9i2 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Coffin boffin?
Northman67 t1_je9s8ly wrote
I sent my girlfriend a text 30 seconds ago and she hasn't responded. I don't know why she's leaving me!
n30nl30n t1_je9s2ju wrote
My girlfriend left me because I'm blind.... honestly- I didn't see it coming
500EuroBill t1_je9s187 wrote
Get the f outta here
BradleyButNaked t1_je9rys7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
I'm having the weirdest sense of deja vu...
Plot_Twisty t1_je9z35y wrote
Reply to comment by Gwydion-Drys in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
If I'm running late, my kids ask me if I went to buy scratchers. Based on that poor kid in Iron Man 3. A bit dark for a family joke, but we love it.