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Stock_Development_95 t1_je9rxcw wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Mourning Wood
sabboom t1_je9rwka wrote
Reply to When is a hand a foot? by atomicpete
Updoot or to not updoot. Oh, why the hell not.
ZoominBoomin t1_je9rldi wrote
Reply to comment by mike_pants in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Oh brother it's the guy in a happy relationship here to ruin things
marijnjc88 t1_je9rc8i wrote
Reply to comment by Marquar234 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
They all did, they all talk about us behind our backs
Jassida t1_je9qpdz wrote
In case he did jobbies in his pants?
AlexBucks93 t1_je9qhy8 wrote
Reply to comment by mike_pants in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Beer won’t leave you either even if you are a woman.
mike_pants t1_je9q2h5 wrote
Reply to comment by baby_fart in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Haha, it's funny because woman bad!
Automatic-Laugh9313 t1_je9pr0w wrote
Sure she got milk
baby_fart t1_je9ppzc wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
A beer never leaves you hangin', or gives you lip.
flodge123 t1_je9pok2 wrote
Reply to When is a hand a foot? by atomicpete
When you are riding a manual motorcycle.
Marquar234 t1_je9pohi wrote
Reply to comment by chemgator64 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Who told you that I'm paranoid!?
Waitsfornoone t1_je9pjcq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
You're presuming the dog is agreeable to such beastilogy.
Marquar234 t1_je9pjbl wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Better check the freezer for the ice cube trays.
DomeAcolyte42 t1_je9pd4r wrote
Because ducks don't have the mental capacity or appendages needed to fly spaceships.
BusHobo t1_je9oze4 wrote
Reply to comment by dufsnikk in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
connection drop cost me 7.
allnightdisco t1_je9ol13 wrote
It’d be a scandilous decision.
klogs1974 t1_je9oaew wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Stiffed
thechampaignlife t1_je9nqm5 wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Ma'am, this is a jail and I am the arresting officer.
tracsman t1_je9nn06 wrote
Reply to comment by ilhauging in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
No, not new at all, in fact he’s old enough to be his father!
thechampaignlife t1_je9nl5j wrote
Reply to comment by azlan194 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
She was always frigid
Bentup85 t1_je9ngpj wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
It came from the grave
xtrmist t1_je9n0eg wrote
Reply to comment by Look_Specific in My wife apologized first time ever by -climbatize-
Nice reference!
SylvieJay t1_je9my44 wrote
Reply to comment by CauliflowerOk3993 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Whoa that's intense! That joke could have gone sideways, so I held my breath for thar tense moment.
CronkleDonker t1_je9mozk wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Stop, he's already fucking dead!
regrettablyold t1_je9ry4h wrote
Reply to When is a hand a foot? by atomicpete
That joke was probably written in long hand.