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lokregarlogull t1_je9lcq2 wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Eyyy
wufiavelli t1_je9lbsr wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Just can't get enough of that mourning wood
lokregarlogull t1_je9l9ft wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Well if CSI calls... You know she got fridged
allnightdisco t1_je9l9ag wrote
iFarted
ilhauging t1_je9l5e9 wrote
Reply to comment by jet_heller in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
OPs dad is not new?
Yesidied t1_je9l2c9 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Dead fuck!
Can’t take credit —Friday the 13th pt4
idshay16 t1_je9l08s wrote
azlan194 t1_je9kub0 wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Yeah, do you know how expensive a new fridge is.
wrongjokesgets t1_je9klqp wrote
Reply to comment by TommyBoy825 in Why didn't nasa send a duck into space? by KarmicComic12334
Waddle waddle.
pog890 t1_je9k4i1 wrote
Why didn’t flash his life before his eyes just before he dead? Apple doesn’t support flash
Waste-Job-3307 t1_je9jq4o wrote
Reply to comment by ChivalrousRisotto in What does a dyslexic, agonistic, insomniac do? by jflipside
Thank you - I was going to mention it as well.
[deleted] t1_je9jpxe wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
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ReceptionDry2755 t1_je9jpg3 wrote
Reply to When is a hand a foot? by atomicpete
A hand is four inches. It's the measure used for horses. Apparently they didn't have a tape measure that day.
yiftach047 t1_je9jnpi wrote
They would fin(d)land
Toolfan83007 t1_je9jmo1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
It hasn’t been 22.3 years yet
gosango t1_je9j0jp wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Sadpuccino
jet_heller t1_je9itkp wrote
Reply to comment by axeman020 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Unlike OPs dad.
jet_heller t1_je9irva wrote
Reply to comment by the_other_irrevenant in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Dude, you can't pop out on a person that has abandonment issues! They'll get PTSD and start suicide ideation!
vegancookie t1_je9ip7n wrote
Reply to comment by refreshing_username in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Transphobe spotted
jet_heller t1_je9ioez wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Meh. They're about the same.
General_Freed t1_je9imku wrote
Threatening, because he has a Knife!!!
Help! Help! Help!
the_other_irrevenant t1_je9iekm wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Why? Even if you thought it was serious, all she did according to the OP was pop out for milk and come back.
vegancookie t1_je9i9la wrote
Reply to comment by KWHarrison1983 in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
When trans people are openly out they are frequently killed. It is 100% up to the trans person when to come out, and you do not need to inform someone you are trans before you sleep with them.
DanAlucard t1_je9i5r4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
OP seems to be a dog, so gf would indeed be a bitch
No_MoreNails t1_je9mmsd wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
There is a zombie porn film involving a randy mortuary attendant called "Porn of the dead" and a vampire one called "From dusk 'til porn"