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beerwithbatman t1_je9h84f wrote
Dasstrut t1_je9h6ak wrote
Reply to comment by Important_Muffin_212 in What would happen if Sweden invaded the country to the East of them? by RussianTanks
Norway no how.
Ok-Soft-9734 t1_je9h2i7 wrote
Reply to comment by GlassWasteland in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
🥹 dad!
notwhoyouthinkmaybe t1_je9gy7l wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Just in case I sent him the number to a divorce lawyer.
makemehappyiikd t1_je9g4c7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Nah, a vet would have PTSD!
peter_the_martian t1_je9fzti wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
That was a close one!
peter_the_martian t1_je9fxj6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
You must also follow r/relationships
KWHarrison1983 t1_je9folk wrote
Reply to comment by ObligedPath in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Umm not having that conversation first is one of the least transparent things a person could do.
PopeyeTheGambler t1_je9fl7g wrote
Reply to When is a hand a foot? by atomicpete
My dick is less than 12 inches long but it smells like a foot 🦶
Pkrudeboy t1_je9faq4 wrote
Reply to The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”. by porichoygupto
It’s Lex Luthor. He stole 40 cakes. That’s as many as four tens, and that’s terrible.
shirk-work t1_je9f9vq wrote
Reply to When is a hand a foot? by atomicpete
Dad's everywhere rejoiced.
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thisismyusername5410 t1_je9eb3n wrote
Reply to A mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer by JustMusic-YouTube
Throw out the stinking Big Mac in the back of the car that's been left there for days.
bigwolf29 t1_je9dx6f wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Kinky.
Important_Muffin_212 t1_je9dtqd wrote
They won’t be Russian to do that anytime soon!
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axeman020 t1_je9d7on wrote
She went for milk and came back?!?! That's new!
TooShiftyForYou t1_je9curb wrote
I asked my girlfriend if she thought I was too insecure.
She clicked the handcuffs a little tighter and said, "There, that's better."
BlueMonkey-CoCo t1_je9ckya wrote
Reply to After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Wondered why she wanted to do only anal. Call that a win!
Celldragon t1_je9cjid wrote
Reply to My wife apologized first time ever by -climbatize-
r/TwoSentenceSadness
Make_the_music_stop t1_je9cg5i wrote
So my girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying "Sorry, this isn't working. I've gone to stay with my mother" I opened the fridge and the light came on and all the beers were ice cold. Phew!
Cute_Lingonberry_982 t1_je9c48z wrote
He had no Windows!
coolKadzuha t1_je9bslz wrote
piggy bank
coolKadzuha t1_je9bofv wrote
Reply to comment by Moonpaw in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
100% sadabica
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_je9hwj8 wrote
Reply to comment by Pkrudeboy in The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”. by porichoygupto
Damn, wish I could maths.