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Ketchoop_Cheeps t1_je9bnca wrote
I only got it 2 minutes later
coolKadzuha t1_je9bglh wrote
Reply to comment by Salnj in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
What? Did you mean "wrong names casino"?
regrettablyold t1_je9bewv wrote
Reply to comment by yurisol in Wholesome family dinner conversation by wiggiag
It's what makes family mealtime togetherness so important.
StickyPornMags t1_je9bb6l wrote
Reply to comment by PiffWiffler in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
sir , this isn't a waffle house!
regrettablyold t1_je9b8a4 wrote
Reply to My wife apologized first time ever by -climbatize-
Makes that "til death do us part' thing a bit more ominous.
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coolKadzuha t1_je9b733 wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Africano
TimeOk8571 OP t1_je9b4bc wrote
Reply to comment by Jaikus in Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
Ya, I admit this joke sucks. I’ll do better next time.
CulluketNW t1_je9ay91 wrote
Reply to After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
....funky cold medina.... (this is so tone loc)
chemgator64 t1_je9arma wrote
That’s more like paranoid then insecure
Kale_and_Oatmilk t1_je9ao3z wrote
Reply to comment by grat_is_not_nice in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
I get my kicks ABOVE the waistline, sunshine.
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Leading_Initiative50 t1_je9a4px wrote
Thats good that shes back 🙂 Haha
Appropriate_Olive_19 t1_je99x20 wrote
Reply to comment by Ratbu in Why didn't nasa send a duck into space? by KarmicComic12334
Yeah, but only in the 24th and a half century. 😓
TOAsucksfuckJagex t1_je99x0z wrote
Probably sounded funnier in your head
Mission-Dimension-97 t1_je99d4m wrote
Real life COD lobby
elpajaroquemamais t1_je990z6 wrote
JackKovack t1_je98ie2 wrote
He was allowed, he didn’t allow himself. He would walk outside by the side of the house and fart. Strange….but, he didn’t want to contaminate or something, weird guy.
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Reply to comment by jflipside in What does a dyslexic, agonistic, insomniac do? by jflipside
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shindleria t1_je97r2h wrote
When I fart in the car it’s like typing the wrong password too many times. Locked windows.
grat_is_not_nice t1_je97i3q wrote
Reply to comment by Beginning-Farmer-678 in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
mcpickledick t1_je976rm wrote
Reply to comment by CauliflowerOk3993 in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
Why can't Steve Jobs run through a campground? He can only ran because it's past tents.
Also because he's dead.
notaliberal2021 t1_je95uf6 wrote
His farts smelled like Apple
Zarapito t1_je9bnpv wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Feelin depresso, so give me espresso and make it expresso