I think you mean hoos

I posted it here years ago. Maybe you should check

Pow, right in the feels

I hear jacking off, I arrive from the shadows

This joke is in the past tense.

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Ending pictures of Hangover 2. No transition yet, though.

Because when his head starts to inflate, it's the only way to get around.

I was going through my notes app from 2 years ago. Can’t remember where I got it, but it’s been around for a few years at least..

Agnostic.

This joke doesn't make sense if you write agonistic, because that word means something completely different.

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i dunno but it cries a latte

What’s the difference between agnosticism and apathy?

I do not know and I do not care.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Not Guinea lie, I was shocked to learn how much Ivory Coast! It was a a Liberia-ting experience for sure!

Why can't Steve Jobs fart at home

Because he's dead

***too soon?

I like it

James. I'm pretty sure it's James

That's what I found too, and I didn't have a phone

So it's not enough that you indirectly kill people by making sure it's easy for would-be shooters to get guns, you also want to kill even more by stigmatising lifesaving medication that has never been shown to have any effects that could in any way contribute to violent acts at all, much less mass murder?

Fuck off. And when you're done with that, fuck off some more. You suck big floppy donkey dick.

I don’t give eeffoc

„reddit“ and „productive“ are the exact opposites of each other. You can‘t expect to see good content on social media

A flat white.

To waste time productively

I could have rubbed one out twice