Saikoro4 t1_je8y6no wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:51 AM

Reply to comment by PeaceMelodic in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993

You're on reddit what do you expect

PeaceMelodic t1_je8y5ka wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:50 AM

Reply to comment by dufsnikk in Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993

So many things that could have been accomplished otherwise with that time... 😑 Edit: I'm being sarcastic btw.

ghostmosquito t1_je8xvz8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:46 AM

Reply to My wife apologized first time ever by -climbatize-

Loll

ghostmosquito t1_je8xrta wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:44 AM

Reply to Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993

Ughhhhh lol

dufsnikk t1_je8wc6b wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:23 AM

Reply to Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993

3 seconds of my life I will never get back.

tiger123abc t1_je8w8i3 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:22 AM

Reply to I love the US Congress. by MadIllLeet

It's the best Congress that can be lobbied

Business-Emu-6923 t1_je8vzjp wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:18 AM

Reply to comment by PorlockLife in What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room? by wils_152

1000 people who’s Dads are gun lovers.

notabigfanofas t1_je8ulqy wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:59 AM

Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside

I was sad once, so I drank an espresso non depresso and now I’m fine

masterofmeatballs t1_je8t5yz wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:40 AM

Reply to comment by D_Trickster in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside

Yeah

PorlockLife t1_je8sz76 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:37 AM

Reply to What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room? by wils_152

1000 people on anti-depressants

Agnosticfrontbum t1_je8s6uk wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:27 AM

Reply to A friend asked me "What do you think about West Africa" by super-paper-mario

Careful, all the Botswana steal your comments.

Butcherman45 t1_je8s4zw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:26 AM

Reply to Helen Keller's Favorite Joke by xboxgamer2122

What's the definition of Endless Love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Beginning-Farmer-678 t1_je8rx0f wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:23 AM

Reply to comment by sharksnut in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader

Can't be to careful with your company

sharksnut t1_je8rrsu wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:21 AM

Reply to comment by Civil-Needleworker-8 in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader

Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness

SignatureUnique3474 t1_je8qjcl wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:06 AM

Reply to What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside

The guy that used to date Stabitha.

Look_Specific t1_je8pixf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:53 AM

Reply to My wife apologized first time ever by -climbatize-

Wife apologizes. Check garden for any pods....

lancesrage t1_je8ouqj wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:45 AM

Reply to comment by Stehum_Brethilben in Why didn't nasa send a duck into space? by KarmicComic12334

Yes.

Ratbu t1_je8oddm wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:39 AM

Reply to What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside

Lance for short

Ratbu t1_je8o86d wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:37 AM

Reply to Why didn't nasa send a duck into space? by KarmicComic12334

Please, Duck Dodgers exists

Ratbu t1_je8o5o0 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:37 AM

Reply to comment by ___HeyGFY___ in I love the US Congress. by MadIllLeet

Profession: Confession?

Kooky-Meat506 t1_je8muyi wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:21 AM

Reply to comment by StarvingTuba in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel

News to me ...and who's Sherlock?

TriathLin t1_je8lx3l wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:10 AM

Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad

Cesium and send him to Uranus?

ObligedPath t1_je8li0h wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:06 AM

Reply to After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader

At least she’s being transparent

vyprrgirl t1_je8l600 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:02 AM

Reply to comment by O77V in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside

Cafe au yay!

vyprrgirl t1_je8l3zr wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:01 AM

Reply to comment by CaptSpazzo in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside

Cafe au nay

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