Recent comments in /f/Jokes
AmainHit891 t1_je87jug wrote
Once they score, there’s no love anymore.
Odinson-1981 t1_je87ik4 wrote
Reply to comment by lancesrage in Why didn't nasa send a duck into space? by KarmicComic12334
It’s nothing like the majestic Canadian Goose, and if you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.
Numerous-Hope-7245 t1_je87i0p wrote
I had a long distance relationship with a tennis player. Which makes it hard when do you have good service
CabinetDear3035 t1_je87e1y wrote
Reply to After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
OMG....!!!!! Then he gets a picture of a woman from his wallet......
georges222 t1_je86ycz wrote
Reply to Wholesome family dinner conversation by wiggiag
DAD: Yeah but the angel will still get it wedged up her ass.
LoyaKravets t1_je86x58 wrote
Stop making a racket and just go find a better match!
yurisol t1_je86c1u wrote
Reply to Wholesome family dinner conversation by wiggiag
Typical dinner conversation.
slowestLadle20 t1_je86bhq wrote
Serves you right.
StraightBullace t1_je86axl wrote
Reply to Wholesome family dinner conversation by wiggiag
And you only put it up once a year.
Civil-Needleworker-8 t1_je8635i wrote
Reply to After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
one night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.
An_Ony_mous_ t1_je85cun wrote
Reply to comment by bluestonea in A mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer by JustMusic-YouTube
Stickers on a laptop is the sign of a wannabe. Engineers don't keep hardware long enough to decorate it.
Holiday_Doctor_3418 t1_je85c6e wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
When you’re successful, your fingers will smell like fish
lbell1703 t1_je84zkc wrote
Reply to comment by Chaz_HW in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
Dammit I was going to make that reference
SkullFumbler t1_je84ig9 wrote
Reply to comment by PonchiBear in Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Jig is up
SkullFumbler t1_je84g4p wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
AND BAITIN
Hickory137 t1_je83wch wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
As a tinnitus sufferer, this really hertz.
refreshing_username t1_je83gsd wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Never pick up "girls" in old Soho.
Duct_Tape1000 t1_je83d13 wrote
Reply to After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
What a surprising transition
Duct_Tape1000 t1_je82wbz wrote
Reply to comment by xplnLkImFkdInThHead in Why are Americans pro-life? by HotWife_Aisha
Ya beat me to it.
CaptSpazzo t1_je82o67 wrote
Reply to comment by lastfreerangekid in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
A flat white
Stehum_Brethilben t1_je82kgc wrote
Reply to comment by lancesrage in Why didn't nasa send a duck into space? by KarmicComic12334
TFS?
[deleted] t1_je82in2 wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
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xplnLkImFkdInThHead t1_je82f28 wrote
Reply to comment by docbree13 in Why are Americans pro-life? by HotWife_Aisha
So dark an American cop is beating it
Zygarde718 t1_je826fl wrote
Reply to comment by banningj9 in Have you ever smelled moth balls? by OMP159
Don't they create them?
Psy__Ops t1_je87q1d wrote
Reply to After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
When the 'Ole scratch n Sniff lets you down...