Recent comments in /f/Jokes
docbree13 t1_je80570 wrote
Reply to comment by BullfrogGreen3128 in Why are Americans pro-life? by HotWife_Aisha
Lol
wafflesareforever OP t1_je7zwgz wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in This is terrible but I'm proud of it because I worked on it last night until I thought it was funny. Wow, what a great way to introduce a joke. by wafflesareforever
I'm kind of embarrassed by how long my stoned ass spent perfecting this terrible joke last night.
LeTouatteRatte t1_je7zhsc wrote
Reply to Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
She was egged on.
A break from her vaginal egg in.
mekareami t1_je7z8rp wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
We actually used to call the coffee shop on U of M campus Depresso Royal
BullfrogGreen3128 t1_je7z82a wrote
Reply to comment by docbree13 in Why are Americans pro-life? by HotWife_Aisha
its 12 pm in australia EST
NDodma01 t1_je7z23m wrote
Reply to A boiled egg in the morning... by TheBronsXX
There are better things to beat in the morning
banningj9 t1_je7z124 wrote
Reply to comment by Zygarde718 in Have you ever smelled moth balls? by OMP159
No, it's a repellant that keeps moths out of your closet so that they don't eat your clothes.
docbree13 t1_je7yrgb wrote
Reply to comment by BullfrogGreen3128 in Why are Americans pro-life? by HotWife_Aisha
Well, it’s dark, anyway
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Reply to Why are Americans pro-life? by HotWife_Aisha
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KnightRho t1_je7y1qo wrote
Reply to comment by PiffWiffler in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Only since Restaurant Brands International acquired Tim's. Used to be quite good, but hasn't been that way in years
BullfrogGreen3128 t1_je7xrif wrote
Reply to Why are Americans pro-life? by HotWife_Aisha
dark humor
NDodma01 t1_je7xqpy wrote
CenturioCol t1_je7x8s3 wrote
Reply to comment by EclipseSpark in After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
Valid
Amberdeluxe t1_je7x3al wrote
The higher they send him, the harder it is to get down
NDodma01 t1_je7wk4y wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
Oh you cadmium
jackass4224 t1_je7vdny wrote
Everyone on the beach were the real bozos
Bapples097 t1_je7v6oo wrote
Docking is something completely different
Traditional-Ad-3274 t1_je7v5go wrote
Reply to comment by somewhatlucky4life in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
Hello, wine one one, what's your emergency
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Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
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Traditional-Ad-3274 t1_je7uvg0 wrote
Reply to comment by Truuuuuumpet in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
The joke died
Candlelover1 t1_je7up3x wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
I suck at fishing. Maybe that’s why I also suck at dating.
Ewetootwo t1_je7ugjp wrote
Reply to comment by lastfreerangekid in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Melancoffee.
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Reply to comment by PumpCrushFitness in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
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Clean-Promotion-8250 t1_je81oh3 wrote
Reply to comment by D_Trickster in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Balls!