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cs-Saber93 t1_je7s2kx wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
No Joe Jo Jo?
ElectricalHold4257 t1_je7r126 wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
A blue brew
AmerGamer0704 t1_je7quh9 wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
A dark brew.
cuttz22 t1_je7qkva wrote
Reply to comment by Talik1978 in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
The best!
PumpCrushFitness t1_je7pohc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
Of course! And neurofeedback is the proper name I just couldn’t remember it! Hope that helps, have a great day!
master-virus t1_je7nxm7 wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
A bloke with a bell kept ringing it saying hear ye hear ye hear ye.
I said I can't hear ye because of the dam bell.
Diablojota t1_je7njq5 wrote
Reply to comment by McStroyer in Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Dang! Nice one!
Careless_Wishbone_69 t1_je7lvq6 wrote
Reply to comment by Independent_Two_5613 in Helen Keller's Favorite Joke by xboxgamer2122
What's the original?
anon-mally t1_je7l6yw wrote
Reply to comment by Yonchi05 in Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Teach us o master
satsumanightmare t1_je7kv5v wrote
The Russians used to send dogs into space but had to stop. The dogs were afraid of the vacuum.
VeritosCogitos t1_je7kf9k wrote
They couldn’t find a duck named Howard?
MetricJester t1_je7k1td wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Tim Hortons
thisismyusername5410 t1_je7jwzh wrote
NASA didn’t send ducks, they sent monkeys. Don’t remember if it was NASA, but at some points flies and mice were sent as well. And of course the Soviets sent dogs.
PiisAWheeL t1_je7jk0z wrote
Reply to comment by truly_big in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
But how, Mr Anderson, can you speak when you have no mouth?
steveske85 t1_je7jjtq wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Water
RabbitsAteMySnowpeas t1_je7j9fm wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
I swear I’ve barely heard this joke before!
WONDER-WOMAN1971 t1_je7ihvq wrote
Reply to comment by Adhesive_Appendages in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Yes, I'm definitely having spagetti tonight. 😆 🤣 😂 Lol
Waitsfornoone t1_je7ickc wrote
Reply to This is terrible but I'm proud of it because I worked on it last night until I thought it was funny. Wow, what a great way to introduce a joke. by wafflesareforever
Credit for trying.
As they say in show business: "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
[deleted] t1_je7i68d wrote
Reply to comment by PumpCrushFitness in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
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Glassyzapotec58 t1_je7hxaz wrote
Reply to A mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer by JustMusic-YouTube
For all of you non engineers out there, computer engineer doesn’t equal computer scientist and doesn’t equal software engineer.
They all work on computers but that is where the similarity ends.
itsallalittleblurry t1_je7hv9v wrote
Pearce
Latter_Meringue_215 t1_je7hljq wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
I didn’t hear a thing you said man.
No_Trouble1502 t1_je7hghq wrote
Out of this world?
allnightdisco t1_je7hf4h wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Brewicidal
EclipseSpark t1_je7ta95 wrote
Reply to After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. by ES_FTrader
This person seems awfully vain to keep a photo of themselves on the bedside table.