Recent comments in /f/Jokes
[deleted] t1_je7h2ry wrote
Waitsfornoone t1_je7gx59 wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in My wife and I are a same sex couple by RealBowtie
Jackson Browne wrote a song about it: "Rosie."
Penisbutter1234 t1_je7gl3v wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
I call him joy
bluestonea t1_je7gjta wrote
Reply to A mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer by JustMusic-YouTube
‟Definitely a programmer, ” said the bearded guy in a trade show t-shirt with 16 stickers on his laptop.
‟There is no documentation, the design is crap and it’s a wonder it even works!”
ExtremeNight958 t1_je7gh91 wrote
No shade from umbrellas or trees
The patio lacking a breeze
However this restaurant
Home of the best croissant
And the floor's made out of cheese
itsallalittleblurry t1_je7g75v wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Mopey Joe
Tok3n- t1_je7g448 wrote
Reply to This is terrible but I'm proud of it because I worked on it last night until I thought it was funny. Wow, what a great way to introduce a joke. by wafflesareforever
No thanks. I’ve already got a sparrow on my team.
PiffWiffler t1_je7g299 wrote
Reply to comment by StickyPornMags in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
You gotta problem with my name?!
clenches fist
HeadlessAttila29 t1_je7frgz wrote
And the prices are astronomical.
Fowlie99 t1_je7fhle wrote
Reply to comment by Euphoric_Station_763 in Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? by [deleted]
Uhhh…okay?
Adore_turle1 t1_je7f8l9 wrote
Blade...
StickyPornMags t1_je7f4v6 wrote
Reply to comment by PiffWiffler in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
I don't know. At least Tim Hortons isn't going to give you a cup with PiffWiffler on the side
Adore_turle1 t1_je7ez8w wrote
Reply to comment by Acrobatic-Fortune-81 in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
No, "an ambulance" Now, an ambulance, go to your room, the adults are talking
nonepander88 t1_je7erkd wrote
The potatoes tasted like shit..
PumpCrushFitness t1_je7du0z wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
Look into internal feedback, also get your ears cleaned if you haven’t at the doctors. Internal feedback helped me with mine, also if you eat a lot of choline containing food or supplements it can worsen tinnitus.
Acrobatic-Fortune-81 t1_je7dlio wrote
Reply to comment by idontremembermyuname in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
Nahh that's chemistry where you barium....
Acrobatic-Fortune-81 t1_je7deeo wrote
Reply to comment by AyAyy-Ron in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
Hi ambulance!
Comfortable-Pop9581 t1_je7de04 wrote
laughter will be delivered in 3-4 working days
nerdmania t1_je7d7gs wrote
Reply to comment by wafflesareforever in This is terrible but I'm proud of it because I worked on it last night until I thought it was funny. Wow, what a great way to introduce a joke. by wafflesareforever
"a spare O" ?
I still don't get it.
G_D_Ironside t1_je7cx8w wrote
Well, the duck was qualified. After all, he knew the Drake equation.
Unable_Literature78 t1_je7cdiv wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
All right gentlemen…put your hands together and welcome to the pole….CHARITY!!!!!!
wafflesareforever OP t1_je7bbch wrote
Reply to comment by DancingSarah in This is terrible but I'm proud of it because I worked on it last night until I thought it was funny. Wow, what a great way to introduce a joke. by wafflesareforever
Yeah it's probably a little too vague. Say sparrow out loud. Then think about what Pat Sajak was asking for.
It's supposed to be a dumb joke. Like, how dare you make me think that through when the punchline is that stupid
Mcshiggs t1_je7b5ul wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Dating is like fishing, both are easier with dynamite.
AyAyy-Ron t1_je7b2zo wrote
Reply to comment by Rifftraffy in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
No dad, call me an ambulance!
Larkson9999 t1_je7h6pn wrote
Reply to comment by McStroyer in Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
It was the one that got away.