baesag t1_je7aki7 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:42 PM

Reply to comment by baesag in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside

Not technically a coffee but still relevant

12altoids34 t1_je7ak04 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:42 PM

Reply to comment by TuxedoDogs9 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy

Don't feel bad. As any programmer/coder could tell you my knowledge of programming is extremely outdated. I did the majority of my programming on an Apple 2 plus. I also took Fortran and cobol and got a C minus in each of them back in 1984/85

DancingSarah t1_je7ahhv wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:41 PM

Reply to comment by wafflesareforever in This is terrible but I'm proud of it because I worked on it last night until I thought it was funny. Wow, what a great way to introduce a joke. by wafflesareforever

I don’t get it

baesag t1_je7ah4s wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:41 PM

Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside

Sigh latte

wafflesareforever OP t1_je78uxk wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:29 PM

Reply to This is terrible but I'm proud of it because I worked on it last night until I thought it was funny. Wow, what a great way to introduce a joke. by wafflesareforever

Probably worth mentioning that this joke only makes sense when read aloud.

GoWeDaRytFlow t1_je784p8 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:24 PM

Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside

Outspoken cup of coffee is Expresso?

baby_fart t1_je77sy6 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:21 PM

Reply to comment by MinFootspace in Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK

And a lot of beer.

ConsistentEffort5190 t1_je77s37 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:21 PM

Reply to Why didn't nasa send a duck into space? by KarmicComic12334

Witches weigh the same and they’re much more versatile.

Galar16968 t1_je77pr5 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:21 PM

Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside

So when a coworker of mine heard I'm drinking decaf coffee all the time vs regular coffee, she said "Isn't that like hugging a whore?" I busted up laughing!

baby_fart t1_je77mev wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:20 PM

Reply to comment by Yonchi05 in Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK

In my experience, you can be a master baiter and never catch one.

Galar16968 t1_je77c2l wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:18 PM

Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside

Decaf!

D_Trickster t1_je778h5 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:17 PM

Reply to comment by Adhesive_Appendages in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside

Only if the Spaghetti got some meatballs.

Euphoric_Station_763 t1_je772nc wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:16 PM

Reply to Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? by [deleted]

Very Funny. I heard it about 4 years ago.

smcl2k t1_je76bx7 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:11 PM

Reply to comment by SpiderSolve in What candy do black guys always choose? by JeeKaa1327

Jesus, I just had a look at your racist (and possibly misogynistic - it's hard to tell from removed posts) history - if you feel the need to check if you've been shadow banned, it's probably a pretty safe bet that everyone else isn't the problem.

Fuck you every day of the week, and twice on a Sunday.