Recent comments in /f/Jokes
lancesrage t1_je70g9t wrote
Space duck, so majestic.
_wandering_heart t1_je704b8 wrote
Reply to Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
She went with her new love interest, when asked about the releationship she said "I am really falling for him."
_wandering_heart t1_je6zcoq wrote
Reply to comment by doginjoggers in Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
Oh shit I'm dumb
VoiceOfSoftware t1_je6yyv8 wrote
Reply to A mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer by JustMusic-YouTube
Reinstall the Windows
Crispin_In_Parkland t1_je6yvhp wrote
Reply to comment by sloppyredditor in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
I called the Urology Department. They answered with, "Urology, can you hold?"
MoronTheBall t1_je6wigi wrote
Reply to comment by GlassWasteland in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
This is so very "too soon" it almost hasn't happened yet
Leisesturm t1_je6vhby wrote
Reply to comment by thisishans in [OC] Three married women are discussing blowjobs. by SexySwedishSpy
Don't know why you've been down voted because I'm pretty sure, that's exactly how this joke is supposed to track.
[deleted] t1_je6v3ck wrote
Reply to comment by the_taz_man in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
Well played. Take my upvote
Waitsfornoone t1_je6upxu wrote
Reply to A mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer by JustMusic-YouTube
Simpler: Just roll down the windows, and then roll backup again.
GlassWasteland t1_je6u5rq wrote
Reply to comment by StormtrooperMJS in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
Shouldn't have commented on my vaping.
GlassWasteland t1_je6u31g wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
It's okay son/daughter/other, I'll accept you just the way you are.
fuunntime t1_je6tpcy wrote
Reply to comment by ianishomer in [OC] Three married women are discussing blowjobs. by SexySwedishSpy
The jk didn’t make me laugh but this sure did.
NDodma01 t1_je6toux wrote
Reply to Dentist arrested for dealing drugs! by [deleted]
So, the tooth comes out about her
Civil-Needleworker-8 t1_je6taq7 wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Emocha
Western-Image7125 t1_je6t4lx wrote
Reply to comment by Downtown-Custard5346 in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
I must yes indeed
[deleted] t1_je6slyp wrote
Reply to comment by NZ-ReaperZ in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
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unripenedboyparts t1_je6shnb wrote
Reply to My wife and I are a same sex couple by RealBowtie
Booooooooo.
Upvote.
NZ-ReaperZ t1_je6rhxs wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
I'm new to it and I hate it :( hasn't stopped in 5 weeks
doginjoggers t1_je6rh6c wrote
Reply to comment by _wandering_heart in Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
I think you're confusing Cameron Diaz with Gwyneth Paltrow
[deleted] t1_je6rh2t wrote
Reply to comment by TuxedoDogs9 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
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WerkusBY t1_je6rgfb wrote
Reply to comment by Sorelypuncture in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
I don't see joke, seems it was successful.
RuthlessIndecision t1_je6qy5z wrote
Reply to A mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer by JustMusic-YouTube
And they sat there until roadside assistance towed them to a garage, where the mechanic sold them a new tire.
_wandering_heart t1_je6qd78 wrote
Reply to Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
She said her skiing instructor is a pain in the ass...
[deleted] t1_je6pzwv wrote
Reply to Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
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KermitMadMan t1_je70vyr wrote
Reply to Why didn't nasa send a duck into space? by KarmicComic12334
that idea is just Quackers