Recent comments in /f/Jokes
HarryHacker42 t1_je6p9cb wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
It is my rod and my staff that give me courage.
Besides restful waters, it leads me, it refreshes my sole.
_wandering_heart t1_je6ojjp wrote
Reply to Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
It was too eairly in the day to get smashed.
hardtoreadusername t1_je6obgt wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
You sure that's not a spell for hogwarts legacy?
_wandering_heart t1_je6o4mt wrote
Reply to Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
She wanted to try some new hair gel...
Agaudwin t1_je6nmq7 wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
I read "salt" instead of 'sad' in the first reading, and it was still funny.
Creepyboi14716 t1_je6ng25 wrote
Reply to comment by Flat-Delivery6987 in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
That was so funny my head blew up
Solstus22 t1_je6nfxn wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Sad joe
Jaikus t1_je6mbt4 wrote
Reply to Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
Eh, isn't doing it for me.
Philogelos_Andras t1_je6m9uc wrote
Reply to Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
Freshen up that candle smell...
Sayw0t t1_je6m2p1 wrote
Reply to comment by slowbacca666 in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Well thats not a joke, thats just the truth
masshiker t1_je6ltvy wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Hey, my fly is down.
Moonpaw t1_je6l3yo wrote
Reply to comment by sinderlin in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
"Ugh fine. I'll take one of the stupid little cookie things."
"You mean the biscotti?"
UBKUBK t1_je6knz0 wrote
Reply to comment by Qalinx in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Hopefully they aren't Jack-tose intolerant.
Cosmo1222 t1_je6ki72 wrote
Reply to comment by JustAnotherActuary in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
r/didthemaths The 1st time in recorded history that a factorial raised a chuckle
amerkanische_Frosch t1_je6keep wrote
I Senegal who was really cute there. We scored some Mali.
Cosmo1222 t1_je6jvky wrote
Reply to comment by RadamHusane in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
I've started ignoring the proffered punchlines in this sub and going straight for the comments.
Downtown-Custard5346 t1_je6jc9h wrote
Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
Lol you must live in the USA
[deleted] t1_je6jbdr wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
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MixLarge8637 t1_je6i4pg wrote
Reply to I love the US Congress. by MadIllLeet
Definition of an honest Congressman: one who stays bought.
PiffWiffler t1_je6hkqk wrote
Reply to comment by FireInHisBlood in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
I mean, both have literally hundreds of locations, so... Lots of people?
RoganDawes t1_je6hjjm wrote
Pierce/Piers
sinderlin t1_je6h26q wrote
Reply to comment by Moonpaw in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
"Depresso, what else?"
Firefox7647 t1_je6gyv7 wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
My life
the_taz_man t1_je6gvkp wrote
Reply to comment by Heinie_Manutz in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
What?
_wandering_heart t1_je6pkht wrote
Reply to Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
Someone told her to "hit the powder" and she took it literally.