Recent comments in /f/Jokes
ChaseShiny t1_je6gh68 wrote
Whatever you call him, you have to say, "knife to meat you." Otherwise, you're not a true dad.
Arglefarb t1_je6gc16 wrote
The second place finisher in the two man knife fight?
thiswillbemylastbeer t1_je6g0yx wrote
I was thinking more of south America in Ike U r gauy
njperkins5 t1_je6finv wrote
Reply to comment by FireInHisBlood in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
I like both tbh
boingti t1_je6cvhw wrote
Thats fecking brilliant, someone should run with this :)
Heinie_Manutz t1_je6cold wrote
Reply to comment by the_taz_man in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
he said, "IT JUST KEPT RINGING"
Independent_Two_5613 t1_je6ce1x wrote
Reply to Helen Keller's Favorite Joke by xboxgamer2122
Congrats you took half of what was funny about the original joke out and left us with the poor man's version of it
hunterafi t1_je6casx wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
Hey Reilly the jerk store called...
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[deleted] t1_je686jt wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
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tykeoldboy t1_je67vkm wrote
Ken Ya not thinking this through it's not that expensive, you do the maths it's basic Algeria, it'll only cost a few Guineas to let U Ganda around the continent and if you get conned by the booking agent then just Su Dan
EduArt_Paper t1_je67o7p wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Dating is like fishing. You have to bait your hook just right, cast your line, and then pray that you don't catch a bottom-feeder.
ZealousidealTown7492 t1_je66zy0 wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Brew hoo
Antique_Direction255 t1_je66kdx wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
Presious
Responsible-Club9120 t1_je66bhp wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
Lmao
bigjonny13 t1_je66abr wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
If you catch anything good, let minnow
the_taz_man t1_je64lnn wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
What?
fabris6 t1_je635la wrote
I Congo there anyway
RobertETHT2 t1_je62pux wrote
Such a fizzle on a hot day.
jomarthecat t1_je62jnm wrote
You call him "Guy with a knife sticking out of him" you racist!
AnyHowMeow t1_je62hug wrote
I,too, swallow whole plums
ResettisReplicas t1_je627cp wrote
Spent too long trying to guess the punchline and he died, what do?
Ormyr t1_je61rme wrote
Reply to I love the US Congress. by MadIllLeet
Is it though?
General_Freed t1_je61imt wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
More Espresso, less Depresso
torlamite t1_je6glo8 wrote
Reply to My wife and I are a same sex couple by RealBowtie
I hear this in Rodney Dangerfield's voice and mean that as a compliment