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chuckyocouch_ t1_je60edt wrote
Reply to comment by Quoth666 in Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
I have beef with this reply
Cold_Table8497 t1_je609oh wrote
Reply to comment by Flat-Delivery6987 in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
Like Lily Savage, r.i.p., she had two kids from three different fathers.
NecessaryNational539 t1_je6087f wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Cold coffee
hblask t1_je5z85a wrote
Pierce
ALFERALFER t1_je5yda0 wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Because you never know what you are going to catch?
dandle t1_je5y68l wrote
A guy who went into the bathroom with Glenn Danzig
No-Raisin-6469 t1_je5xspr wrote
Better one is
My husband eats pussy
No_Cartographer_5212 t1_je5x9hn wrote
Reply to Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
Why will the teacher thinks that the marry one is the one sucking? My experience tells me different.
feedmeurkids t1_je5x2dl wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
Missed opportunity to say “eat sugar”
No_Cartographer_5212 t1_je5wyne wrote
Reply to Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
That's billy 4U!
No_Cartographer_5212 t1_je5ww44 wrote
Reply to comment by Neriticdialysis71 in Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
That works too!
Truuuuuumpet t1_je5wnke wrote
Reply to comment by Rifftraffy in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
Enough jokes, now he's dead
___HeyGFY___ t1_je5wcr3 wrote
Reply to I love the US Congress. by MadIllLeet
Pro:Con::Progress:Congress
AnibalJunior12 t1_je5w7nn wrote
Reply to comment by Flat-Delivery6987 in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
He Scottish
SpecificJob7914 t1_je5w6nt wrote
Married that made a bad comment to his wife
geezeeduzit t1_je5vu3f wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
A cries a latte
radar_off_no_oddjob t1_je5vtil wrote
Yeah, but who's gonna pay for it?
Flat-Delivery6987 t1_je5vs7m wrote
Reply to comment by Zestyclose_Recover95 in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
That plot twist was explosive
wookie_cookies t1_je5vl4a wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
French deppressed
Flat-Delivery6987 t1_je5vkj5 wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
Do you mayhap originate from Liverpool? They get confused about their Dad's as well
just_nobodys_opinion t1_je5virq wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Tall skinny blonde in the biggest cup size you have, please
OctaneTroopers t1_je5viif wrote
I went to a suicide bomber school in Iraq. The teacher said "right lads, I'm only going to show you this once"
TaliesinMerlin t1_je5vg5x wrote
Block.
[deleted] t1_je5v9nk wrote
Reply to comment by Meranio in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
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QuincyReaper t1_je614v9 wrote
Reply to comment by noisypeach in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Mo’ Pacino, Mo’ movies!