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FireInHisBlood t1_je5n00a wrote
Reply to comment by PiffWiffler in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
who, in their right mind, would ever drink overprocessed, too sweet, chemical coffee from either of those places? i like the mom&pop hole-in-the-wall coffeeshops. much better coffee, better atmosphere. better people. better food.
[deleted] t1_je5mxzz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What candy do black guys always choose? by JeeKaa1327
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palebluedotcitizen t1_je5mbgt wrote
Do Iraqi sex dolls blow themselves up?
PiffWiffler t1_je5m6ii wrote
Reply to comment by Moonpaw in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
No, but same gross diner style drip coffee
DrWhoFanJ t1_je5m04r wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Any coffee made for me is a sad coffee as it never gets drunk. (I don’t like coffee.)
Aggravating_Shape134 t1_je5ll1f wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Nothing like eating a fish you've caught yourself
[deleted] t1_je5lkcv wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
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BuzznetUK t1_je5krie wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Winner Of a Sad Cup!!
ianishomer t1_je5kmc3 wrote
Too far fetched
3 married women still.giving blowjobs, as if!
Spinal2000 t1_je5jvu3 wrote
That's some sharp thinking.
thekingofCOOKIESS t1_je5jfyu wrote
Moonpaw t1_je5jfom wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
"It's not coffee, it's depresso!"
wolf_tree t1_je5jf60 wrote
Stan Alive
Moonpaw t1_je5jdyq wrote
Reply to comment by PiffWiffler in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Wait are Dunkin Donuts and Tim Hortons really the same company just across the border?
pearlsbeforedogs t1_je5jc6i wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
I also read cow and didn't think anything other than "why would a farmer shoot cows?" I feel dumb now. 🤣
Gerry1of1 t1_je5ixsg wrote
Reply to I love the US Congress. by MadIllLeet
Too true to be funny.
peter_the_martian t1_je5i7kj wrote
Reply to My wife and I are a same sex couple by RealBowtie
My girlfriend is really a hands-on type of gal.
In fact, she is a hand. I call her Rosie Palmer. She’s always there for me
palebluedotcitizen t1_je5i6xl wrote
Good one!
palebluedotcitizen t1_je5ht4v wrote
Reply to comment by Animeking1108 in How do you make a Republican Pro-Gun Control? by Animeking1108
Audrey Male
palebluedotcitizen t1_je5haeb wrote
Reply to My wife and I are a same sex couple by RealBowtie
My wife and I are bisexual, when I want sex she makes me buy it.
Meranio t1_je5h8gv wrote
Reply to comment by noisypeach in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Thanks for dropping the "h" in "...cino".
Dexter_Douglas_415 t1_je5gyzh wrote
Reply to Someone stole my mood ring. by a_pinch_of_sarcasm
I remember when Tracy Jordan told this joke on 30 Rock. Hilarious.
IronDuck721 t1_je5gsjc wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Fap-a-chino
Ewetootwo t1_je5gp4f wrote
Reply to comment by Few_Improvement_8673 in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
They rode around the beach in circles on tricycles with water pistols. The odd one was fired out of a cannon but was caught in a net.
The invasion was quite short lived. It only lasted three days then moved down to the next beach.
Yat dat dat da da dat dat dat dat….
_Em_in_Em_ t1_je5nmhj wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
Wow what a decent man... Anyway I just went to brothel and fucked a prostitute.