Recent comments in /f/Jokes
PygmeePony t1_je5b3yp wrote
I would probably help him but you do you.
hairybogwoppit t1_je5auf0 wrote
I bet the area code was large
Animeking1108 OP t1_je5amzd wrote
Reply to comment by mattjones3141 in How do you make a Republican Pro-Gun Control? by Animeking1108
Now that the shooter in Nashville was trans, they're suddenly okay with background checks and keeping mentally ill people from owning guns
wh0datb0i420 t1_je5a7oa wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Espresso depresso
Nealan_connie_lingus t1_je59tu2 wrote
Reply to comment by slowbacca666 in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Agreed !! (This should be top comment)
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timthedriller t1_je591uz wrote
Reply to Helen Keller's Favorite Joke by xboxgamer2122
Double fault
Western-Image7125 t1_je58u64 wrote
I call him and say Yeah no thanks I’ll walk or drive to the hospital
griftertm t1_je58m0j wrote
Reply to comment by willbeonekenobi in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
It definitely blew my mind!
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3DigitMillionaire t1_je58kjo wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
If you really want to you can always hook her
PonchiBear t1_je587tc wrote
Reply to comment by mottylthecat in Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Anyone else wanna tackle this one?
Devilzhour t1_je57w80 wrote
Reply to comment by vistopher in Which animal has a shell and can run really fast? by FallenHero66
Well, I didn't say it was good, just the only explanation I can think of.
StormtrooperMJS t1_je57vpm wrote
Father and daughter walking past man with knife sticking out of him.
Man: Call me an ambulance.
Father: You're an ambulance.
Daughter: Daaaad.
Man: dies.
vistopher t1_je57pgi wrote
Reply to comment by Devilzhour in Which animal has a shell and can run really fast? by FallenHero66
I give it a F
Devilzhour t1_je57iik wrote
Reply to comment by vistopher in Which animal has a shell and can run really fast? by FallenHero66
A gallop a gos tortoise, play on words
[deleted] t1_je57g5x wrote
Reply to comment by thisishans in What was COVID-19 able to do that the US government cannot do? by Bat-man-2054
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Diligent_Jackfruit60 t1_je57ewz wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Flat white
Diligent_Jackfruit60 t1_je577ez wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Remember, it's not the size of the rod, it's knowing what to do with the rod you've got
HereticBatman t1_je57697 wrote
Reply to comment by curtass7 in We shouldn’t call them homophobes by Mickle-T-pickle
Republicunts
Still_Temperature997 t1_je56zq8 wrote
Reply to comment by SenselessNoise in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
You might also be interested to learn that it was originally a military march
stretch3251 t1_je56xl3 wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
The C is silent its really just Off Ee
[deleted] t1_je56nod wrote
Reply to comment by lastfreerangekid in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
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Minky29 t1_je56ero wrote
Reply to comment by tlokjock in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
Great, now I want falafels....and tabuleh.
Plio81 t1_je5bcv5 wrote
Reply to comment by -WontLoversRevoltNow in Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
Haven't read that one in a whi... minute