Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Big_Bri_Guzzi t1_je563ab wrote
Cue the Benny Hill theme.
Big_Bri_Guzzi t1_je55ywc wrote
Reply to Which dog breed has no sense of humor? by OB1KENOB
Did you know that 98.6% of German Shepherds are dogs?
O77V t1_je55xiy wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
What do you call a glad cup of coffee?
Happycino.
peter_the_martian t1_je55usp wrote
Reply to comment by Rifftraffy in What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? by jflipside
Hi Dad, I’m confused though
Ok-Illustrator643 t1_je55ulg wrote
Lol
[deleted] t1_je55uh9 wrote
Reply to comment by thisishans in What was COVID-19 able to do that the US government cannot do? by Bat-man-2054
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Ewetootwo t1_je55q3m wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
Because nobody worries about about in tents clowns.
thisishans t1_je55gmv wrote
This could be a blonde joke. Make the sobbing chick blonde in the story
Wasteland-Scum t1_je55b28 wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded-Fill205 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
I agree. I'm saying you're, like, gooder at grammar than most.
thisishans t1_je55aet wrote
Someone give me the punchline it got removed
MontEcola t1_je557dt wrote
Reply to comment by PiffWiffler in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
You take that with olive oil?
Valuable-Banana96 t1_je5544d wrote
"Hinkety honkety, your clay is our property." [Entry of the Gladiators begins playing]
freekoout t1_je54zfh wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Well you still have to hold your rod after you catch it... Sometimes just like dating
According_Turn_3473 t1_je54p96 wrote
Shaft
idontremembermyuname t1_je54bk2 wrote
Barry
Beowulf1896 t1_je542z5 wrote
Reply to comment by harrygatto in What was COVID-19 able to do that the US government cannot do? by Bat-man-2054
Tasteless but correct.
thisishans t1_je541wp wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
I would throw sodium chloride at you. But I don't want to get arrested.
Because that's a salt...
ScientistNathan t1_je53wxl wrote
Watching your waistline
Zadok47 t1_je53v13 wrote
Reply to My wife and I are a same sex couple by RealBowtie
Be thankful you're still having it.
SpecialBumblebee6170 t1_je533uk wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
Lmao
Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_je52n0l wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
woecha
Objective_Resolve833 t1_je52eb1 wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Sometimes the catch goes bad quickly and makes a huge stink.
GloryGreatestCountry t1_je524l6 wrote
When the Clown Invasion started, an anti-ship missile managed to down a single landing craft, leading to the deaths of the entire invasion force for that landing zone. And they didn't even have any air support!
Even the clowns' military tactics are jokes.
RHINO_Mk_II t1_je51xqw wrote
Reply to comment by BlackVirusXD3 in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
One arbiter flies into your base
"no biggie"
Recalls 12 carriers with 8 interceptors each
"gg no re"
noisypeach t1_je56aek wrote
Reply to comment by lastfreerangekid in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Mo' Pacino, mo' problems