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PiffWiffler t1_je51p65 wrote
Reply to comment by Salnj in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
I'd still take a Starby's over Tim Hortons (Dunkin' for the Yanks).
buddachickentml t1_je51aqb wrote
Beauty
apk5005 t1_je519jl wrote
Reply to comment by TimeOk8571 in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
“Hello, Mr. Bin Laden? We’ve been trying to reach you about your-“ kaboom
G_D_Ironside t1_je511tk wrote
Pokey?
thufferingthucotash t1_je5103w wrote
Reply to comment by Salnj in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
This
LeTouatteRatte t1_je50pqj wrote
It evolved.
BlackVirusXD3 t1_je50pq4 wrote
This is just like playing zeratul in starcraft 2. Imagine a little plane flying above you and suddenly 20 giant robots spawn from it.
willbeonekenobi t1_je50nze wrote
Reply to comment by Zestyclose_Recover95 in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
I think I missed point C4 in this. Do you mind reigniting it back up with your explosive personality?
notRedorBlue_308Win t1_je50h5e wrote
Reply to comment by woodyever in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
That was my sister’s nickname in high school
Stringy63 t1_je50dml wrote
Reply to comment by fh3131 in What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
Such levity
spletharg t1_je501sj wrote
Spike?
Monkeyarm0913 t1_je4zgiy wrote
How sorry, weak, and sickeningly politically correct of a society have we become that the answer needs to be hidden?
Nike_Decade_Bear t1_je4z92w wrote
“ they just want to swim at the beach like everyone else… “
[deleted] t1_je4z3xx wrote
Reply to My wife and I are a same sex couple by RealBowtie
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slowbacca666 t1_je4ynyu wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Decaf!
the_taz_man t1_je4yl9v wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Fish market enters the chat!!!!
je97 t1_je4yful wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
espres...ohhhhhh
Sqm0 t1_je4yfaz wrote
Reply to comment by Kebo94 in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Let me get this disgusting bean juice into my body the way I see fit
somewhatlucky4life t1_je4ya34 wrote
More like a waaahmbulance
berkleysquare t1_je4y15k wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
Buzz off
jonnybeme t1_je4xyc5 wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
Oh OP, you’re such a pill.
peter_the_martian t1_je4xx4y wrote
Reply to comment by cutecrazychic34 in I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
Hey George, the ocean called …
berkleysquare t1_je4xoh7 wrote
You Mecca me sick.
_Smegma_0n_Demand t1_je4xc3h wrote
You can’t shoot up a Zoom call
harrygatto t1_je51utu wrote
Reply to What was COVID-19 able to do that the US government cannot do? by Bat-man-2054
Arguably tasteless right now?