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Fusiliers3025 t1_je4vyig wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
An empty cup… 😢
yParticle t1_je4vxno wrote
This should be an askreddit question. There are so many answers!
justanotherotherdude t1_je4vkzv wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
A Just-Got-Dumped-by-Ariana grande latte
JustAnotherActuary t1_je4vaei wrote
Reply to comment by TomoyoHoshijiro in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
That’s 362,880 clowns
Sign-Spiritual t1_je4uk3c wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
Quickly request a reduction and subsequent hydrogenation of phenylethylamines. Amirite?
edlee98765 t1_je4udcr wrote
Reply to comment by lastfreerangekid in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
French depress
Marquar234 t1_je4u5jt wrote
Reply to comment by n30nl30n in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
A man called a New Zealand sex line, the girl on the other end said "Baaahh!".
Sign-Spiritual t1_je4u5ac wrote
Reply to comment by noClassify474 in What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
That’s rather noble of you!
Sign-Spiritual t1_je4u1t9 wrote
Reply to comment by TraditionalRide8633 in What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
Salty much? Lol
Environmental-Win836 t1_je4tzpt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
…what?
Environmental-Win836 t1_je4txzk wrote
Reply to comment by Difficult-Reach-5205 in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
Happy cake day!!
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Cabshank t1_je4tt9x wrote
Actchualllly
TomoyoHoshijiro t1_je4trun wrote
Reply to comment by jojothehodler in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
Even 9! clowns.
SnooCupcakes9855 t1_je4tr3s wrote
Reply to comment by prlugo4162 in I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
Did you ask nicely?
ScrambledEggs_ t1_je4tovv wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Cup o' woe
nimvin t1_je4tovs wrote
Reply to comment by Sjonnie_Spain in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
No I was being a smartass. Sorry I hurt your feelings.
Edit:Also because once the airbags go off, they aren't going off again.
mattjones3141 t1_je4tipv wrote
Seems like less of a joke and more a stretch at stirring some shit.
I can't imagine republicans look at that tragedy and think the bad part was she was trans. They might be pointing out that the media is dancing around the issue but I see that as commentary on the media and not "let's ban trans from having guns".
Shevek99 t1_je4tbrt wrote
Reply to Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
The answer to the first question is neither zero nor three. It's two (the dead ones). The rest took off.
Troywright77 t1_je4t9yo wrote
Damn it looks like we didn’t make it to the virgins
tallyhall10987- t1_je4t0n1 wrote
Reply to comment by Vishwasm123 in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
I honestly prefer cold coffee
slamdanceswithwolves t1_je4st41 wrote
Reply to comment by ReactionOk2953 in I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
I’ve heard Karma’s a bitch.
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2whatextent t1_je4w4sl wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Mopey Joe.