Recent comments in /f/Jokes
TimeOk8571 t1_je4skwz wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
The wrong one may rob you of your balance at the river bank.
mottylthecat t1_je4rsd4 wrote
Reply to comment by danxmanly in Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Why is my pink worm still limp?
[deleted] t1_je4rqad wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
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thehermit14 t1_je4rbys wrote
Reply to comment by Mark_fuckaborg in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
Managed to find some grass. Thanks for removing the pole from my arse.
3_firelevels t1_je4qo1x wrote
This makes zero sense and isn’t even a joke. Black men already have lots of guns (see Chicago, LA, NYC). Trans can purchase guns whenever they want. That doesn’t make any of us pro gun control.
Do better.
sloppyredditor t1_je4q991 wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
Wanted to leave a voicemail but the beep never ended
littlewhitemouse-cn t1_je4p4pe wrote
Reply to comment by VlaamsBelanger in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
nice upvotes
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_je4p3lv wrote
Look dude, no hands!
cutecrazychic34 t1_je4p1de wrote
Reply to I called the tinnitus hotline... by Deechon
I heard the ocean
Salnj t1_je4p0dd wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Starbucks
Conquistador1901 t1_je4oeeq wrote
Does my bomb look big in this?
Enough_Spirit6123 t1_je4o1kh wrote
Lmao
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TraditionalRide8633 t1_je4ntyb wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
Give him NaHCO3
Kebo94 t1_je4nqx9 wrote
Reply to comment by Amilo159 in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
I cringe inside everytime I see someone order it.
Calavente t1_je4ngsv wrote
that second woman, while having a good idea, doesn't know what she speaks about...
wheras the third one is confirming that she gives head..
but then the first one too.
and the second.. I don't know
Rifftraffy t1_je4n93m wrote
Hi ambulance, I’m Dad.
Uluru-Dreaming t1_je4mv6q wrote
Reply to comment by prlugo4162 in I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
I have cum to Hope.
SpecialpOps t1_je4mnw1 wrote
You Makkah me horny!
[deleted] t1_je4m7ai wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
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Sjonnie_Spain t1_je4m50v wrote
Reply to comment by nimvin in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
You a schoolteacher? Or just nothing better to do? Blame me for not using my native language? What is it?
n30nl30n t1_je4lv7q wrote
A man from Iraq called a sex line, the girl on the phone was so good- he told her he was about to explode in his pants
Vishwasm123 t1_je4lupf wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Cold coffee
Mark_fuckaborg t1_je4lulj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
You're clearly not too smart, so here's the explanation;
Clown cars, while small have large numbers of clowns falling out of them for comedic effect.
The "Boat" in this joke implies there would be thousands of clowns storming a beach for the same reason as the car gag.
This isn't aimed at migrants. You're overly sensitive. Log off and touch grass.
Mark_fuckaborg t1_je4sqe0 wrote
Reply to comment by thehermit14 in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
Glad to be of cervix