Recent comments in /f/Jokes
RaiseOutside8472 t1_je4k65d wrote
when he was 5 his math teacher took classes from chuck and was finally able to complete his math degree through chucks help
RaiseOutside8472 t1_je4k01l wrote
when he was a baby he baby sitted all of the babysitters in his city
[deleted] t1_je4jyy8 wrote
Reply to comment by Neriticdialysis71 in Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
Funny that not only did you misread crow, you also misread fence
Yuckfou1904 t1_je4ik0f wrote
Chuck Norris added the element of Surprise to the periodic table.
AdditionalCheetah354 t1_je4iht4 wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
It’s your destiny to be charitable.
gigglesmcsdinosaur t1_je4ifb3 wrote
Ok, he's an ambulance
sharksnut t1_je4i75p wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Bitter.
Flutternoob3652 t1_je4i326 wrote
Reply to A boiled egg in the morning... by TheBronsXX
It could be facing an eggsistential crisis. Sorry, i couldn't resist
danxmanly t1_je4hp3e wrote
Reply to comment by Yonchi05 in Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Fell for that one hook, line and sinker.
[deleted] t1_je4hhzm wrote
Reply to comment by Ornlu_Wolfjarl in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
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Chaz_HW t1_je4hdq8 wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
They'll be looking for army guys
Amilo159 t1_je4h6jb wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Sad cup of coffee? Americano
Adhesive_Appendages t1_je4gtex wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti
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allnightdisco t1_je4gin4 wrote
He was the stunt double for Optimus Prime.
woodyever t1_je4g6i0 wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Could jus be a flat white (Australian type of coffee order)
[deleted] t1_je4fpd8 wrote
Reply to comment by lastfreerangekid in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
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Bitter-Top236 t1_je4fnld wrote
Reply to What candy do black guys always choose? by JeeKaa1327
They don’t choose it, they pick it
[deleted] t1_je4fksb wrote
Reply to A boiled egg in the morning... by TheBronsXX
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lastfreerangekid t1_je4fa15 wrote
Reply to What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
Mopeachino
timmeh129 t1_je4daxh wrote
Reply to Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
this joke has been around for as long as I can remember myself, in different languages. Never really got what the fun part is
mrtipbull t1_je4da02 wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Now I understood why her vaj jay smelled like that
potatobro7 t1_je4cvh9 wrote
Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the entire planet and punch himself in the back of the head.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'd.
Under Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin, it is yet another fist.
PhilosopherCheap5960 t1_je4clw1 wrote
Reply to Dentist arrested for dealing drugs! by [deleted]
Her business focus on drug dealing and dentist turn to part time job. She just divest non-core businesses to achieve cost savings and operational efficiencies. What a brilliant dentist.
ReasonableBug7649 t1_je4l3hg wrote
Reply to comment by cronsumtion in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
yeah. r/badbabypsychology