Chuck Norris' beard is one year older.

i would write a comment in some coding language to mimic a human comment but i don’t know how to code very well, can someone else do it

He drove his mom to the hospital when she went into labor for him.

absolute gold.

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This joke is bonkers

Firstly, joke isn't that funny. Maybe the right comedian could do it, but that takes comedic timing and a good routine to go along with it. Just reading it by itself had my eyes rolling.

Second, you got the words wrong. It's a cotton picking joke, so the question should be "What candy do black guys always pick?"

So you told a lame joke AND you told it wrong.

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Chuck Norris created the giraffe when he uppercut a horse.

That's the opposite of a horny guy. They have banana and nut over anything.

I however thought it was dynamite

> What do you do with a sick chemist?

Cook the purest meth with him from my RV

So are we all racist’s now father ? (Fr Ted)

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Did you marinate yourself with the spices and herbs? You gotta season well, if not you gonna freeze to death

Hmm, haha … I don’t know about this one

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^^^^^ this guy's about to JACK OFF

Overheard: "I thought the shells were the egg whites?!"

do you enjoy working in small cells teams

Thanks Heimerdinger

If you use a net that's too wide you might catch crabs

Just like me then.

Ooof... how are her nuts now?

Thanks :)