Recent comments in /f/Jokes
jojothehodler t1_je45dxp wrote
Reply to comment by Serious-Discussion-2 in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
It's a common joke to see 100 clowns getting out of a car. So a boat could contain thousands (!) of clowns.
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Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_je44obs wrote
netherlands hotline emphasised on being good with bike
o1i_ t1_je44jmx wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
let him cook
TimeOk8571 t1_je44bw1 wrote
Dial a wrong number in Iraq to hear a bomb go off.
gacha-gorl-cringe t1_je447k7 wrote
not me casually chilling then getting a notification "r/jokes why are there no pregnant barbies?" like i'm sorry what
Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_je441qh wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
unless you wanna dive in with a speargun
TimeOk8571 t1_je43yt9 wrote
Reply to comment by slowtree89 in What do you call it when soap feels guilty? by slowtree89
Furthermore, he wanted to be dropped from the lineup, but didn’t want the detective to bend over for him.
xSAJJADx t1_je43qur wrote
I literally started laughing out loud at work. I'm from Iraq, lol.
cronsumtion t1_je43mt4 wrote
Reply to comment by Lil-Miss-Anthropy in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
I could barely understand it cause I was wondering how anyone could be so daft as to imply a newborn baby could talk! Madness!
Midget1999 t1_je43h3x wrote
Reply to comment by cloudyTurin963 in The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504
Lmafo
Eggslaws t1_je424ln wrote
Little Johnny’s parents never learnt their lesson from 3 days ago.
mojojojojo369 t1_je41oco wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Both requires lots of patience and skill, and a net if things go south
Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_je41a2u wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
better way of saying philanthropy in spirit
Captain_Reseda t1_je4180a wrote
Reply to comment by Mediocre-Dog63 in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
Subbed!
mojojojojo369 t1_je3ztqk wrote
Reply to A boiled egg in the morning... by TheBronsXX
I’ll take a crack at it
Mediocre-Dog63 t1_je3ztg2 wrote
Reply to comment by Captain_Reseda in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
/r/yourjokebutworse
Serious-Discussion-2 t1_je3zkzw wrote
Reply to comment by Cl0cl0 in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
I don’t yet. Can you please explain?
RetailTradersUnite t1_je3z0aj wrote
Reply to comment by _Smegma_0n_Demand in We shouldn’t call them homophobes by Mickle-T-pickle
Yea, but what do gay anal cysts sound like?
jengjejeng t1_je3ycmn wrote
I thought I was in r/twosentencehorror
AB1186 t1_je3xvzq wrote
Hahahahahahahhahahhaahahahahhaahah
Lil-Miss-Anthropy t1_je3xrf0 wrote
Reply to comment by ReasonableBug7649 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
A joke that I barely understood because I was scratching my head thinking no one could be so daft as to imply that a baby is getting punched in the head during intercourse. But thank you for the compliment. :P
Similar-Winner9602 t1_je3wzzu wrote
Stolen joke
MinFootspace t1_je3wusb wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Dating is like fishing : it's the best with your dad.
Boredummmage t1_je45xyp wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
I definitely read this as: Dating is like fisting…
Was thinking I might need to know the Punch line, but in this case I guess it was implied/applied?