Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Zlifbar t1_je3wg1u wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
She’s still not going to date you.
RoLaAus t1_je3w5aa wrote
Reply to comment by maynardstaint in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
You lot have been setup and conditioned to accept government lies for over a decade! Much, much longer... they have been teaching you for multiple generations and then they gave you the "final exam" on your willingness to accept government lying to you when you guys excuse "I did not have sex with that woman" and then accepted the excuse "that depends upon what your definition of 'is' is".... then fast forward a short while later made you had a 1st lady telling you to be good little nazis and "turn in your neighbkrs" for telling racist jokes...and now we are 1 step away from arresting comedians for speech like Canada has done, and you freely accept the political imprisoning of dissedents...its been roughly 1.5 years and still some Jan 6th proyestors have not received their CONSTITUTIONAL right of a speedy trial and due process (like the WH withholding video evidence" you gladly accept the wraponization of IRS and what you likely don't know is happening behind the scenes is that people are being targeted by the ATF for SELLING THEIR OWN PROPERRY - which most states allow (with provisions) but when 1 guy tried to sell 1 handgun (not even a rifle not even an AR15) he was told by the ATF that he needs to cease and desist LEGAL ACTIVITY or else he will be charged as an "unlicensed dealer" (gun "dealers" re thise defined as their purpose of existing is earning a profit from selling guns", but the ATF is using this VAGUE definition to harass law abiding citizens!! Be a good little Nazi and never question your dear leader with no clothes!!
[deleted] t1_je3vuwm wrote
Reply to comment by noClassify474 in What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
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fh3131 t1_je3vsum wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
He he he
Imakeknives t1_je3vgyr wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
I literally watched the baseball player say that joke to the umpire on Reddit yesterday
ReactionOk2953 t1_je3vdrq wrote
Reply to comment by slamdanceswithwolves in I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
I don't like Karma, she bites.
[deleted] t1_je3v4d5 wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
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noClassify474 t1_je3upoj wrote
Reply to What do you do with a sick chemist? by conse_lad
This is why all the chemists argon
FallenHero66 OP t1_je3tyae wrote
Reply to comment by vistopher in Which animal has a shell and can run really fast? by FallenHero66
Done :)
TheSlayerOfJellies t1_je3tsnu wrote
It took me way too long to realise why my parents always took “Sunday naps” 😂
vistopher t1_je3t0he wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Which animal has a shell and can run really fast? by FallenHero66
delete this bro
Oli_VK OP t1_je3sshv wrote
Reply to comment by Yonchi05 in Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Okay that was perfect
Quoth666 t1_je3s17y wrote
Reply to comment by Neriticdialysis71 in Teacher asked the class, by KarmicComic12334
That would have made it a high steaks joke.
muffledSurplice t1_je3rpji wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
And until you catch something, you can use your time to become a master baiter.
tallyhall10987- t1_je3rat9 wrote
Reply to comment by RadamHusane in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
That's pretty funny
Yonchi05 t1_je3r7n0 wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
You will do better once you master baiting.
[deleted] t1_je3qzu2 wrote
Reply to comment by vistopher in Which animal has a shell and can run really fast? by FallenHero66
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pedromcpinto t1_je3qpl5 wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Ever think we are avoiding you for a reason?
Dingleburrs OP t1_je3qe5c wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
Wat
Dingleburrs OP t1_je3qatf wrote
Reply to comment by WellNowWhat6245 in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
Yeah its a bit inspired from there lol
vistopher t1_je3q24m wrote
what
RoLaAus t1_je3ptgw wrote
Reply to comment by maynardstaint in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Your answer to the IRS (and the DoJ) being wraponized by 1 side is to make light, make a joke about it... this administration is the EXACT reason that 2A says "to ensure a free state" and the actions of this administration only post-justifies Jan 6th and it won't be long before it is taken further and we will have no other choice but to stand up and fight...I mean, this admin has already shown its true colors about 1A and their attempts to start a "ministry of truth" circa Orwrlls 1984! And they KNOW if you take away 2A by trying to disarm the people it will only solidfy their stronghold on you fools!
bjscript t1_je3plqd wrote
When I was a little kid, I made a cake. The directions said to use two eggs.
It said nothing about taking them out of the shells first.
Very crunchy cake.
I also made some fudge with the consistency of concrete. Could suck on a piece for weeks.
Bill
SenselessNoise t1_je3pi9t wrote
Reply to comment by explodingtuna in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
I was today years old when I learned the name of this song.
[deleted] t1_je3wjbt wrote
Reply to If badminton is so good by pagalguy21
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