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RoLaAus t1_je3e94i wrote
Reply to comment by maynardstaint in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
The ONLY reason you are saying what you are saying is 1 - the video shows people on the other side as you And 2 - Cult News Network told you "no co text", so you say "yes massa" and Parr their talking points.
WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE then cops IN UNIFORM escorting him around!
Also, his defense did not have these clips to show the judge/jury for his defense, so I don't particularly care what he confessed to Behing Biden WITHELD EVIDENCE just like he sicked his politicized IRS on the Twitter Files news reporter!!
ATahm85 t1_je3dlt4 wrote
Reply to comment by Sorelypuncture in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
The Joke is USA
ladygrim t1_je3depf wrote
Reply to comment by brudzool in What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? by iverson79
That would work, but you could just refuse to pay her
RoLaAus t1_je3ded7 wrote
Reply to comment by maynardstaint in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Blinded by partisanship....Cult worship and confirmation bias!!
Sorelypuncture t1_je3d6qa wrote
To say this joke bombed would be to give it more credit than it deserves
maynardstaint t1_je3d153 wrote
Reply to comment by RoLaAus in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Not what I said. The shaman was arrested because there is evidence he committed a crime. Then he confessed.
If YOU have proof of a crime, to arrest whoever you think is guilty.
What I DONT care about, is what you THINK happened. Because you have no idea who they are, what they’re ACTUALLY doing, where they’re may it may not be taking him. You dont ACTUALLY KNOW A damn thing. Every single word. Out of YOUR mouth. IS conspiracy theory. And I don’t give a shit what you THINK happened.
m0h1tkumaar t1_je3cqhx wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
But they only have Zero planes
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Groucho-Marxist50 t1_je3bxhu wrote
Reply to Someone stole my mood ring. by a_pinch_of_sarcasm
You lost all emotion when it was stolen. At least you won’t have to care about it anymore. 🙃
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davefox6 t1_je3bkqk wrote
Go for the juggler
Zygarde718 t1_je3bbyo wrote
Reply to comment by flaamed in Have you ever smelled moth balls? by OMP159
It helps dry your laundry quicker.
DecidedlyVague t1_je3apmd wrote
Reply to Dentist arrested for dealing drugs! by [deleted]
Good one
RoLaAus t1_je3aikl wrote
Reply to comment by maynardstaint in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Because you people only WANT TO believe what you want to believe no matter what actual facts exist...and you ca us the cult!!
[deleted] t1_je3ael5 wrote
Reply to comment by Few_Improvement_8673 in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
oh FUCK, i’m not even supposed to BE here, hope i don’t JACK off
Puzzleheaded-Fill205 t1_je3abv3 wrote
Reply to comment by Wasteland-Scum in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
Why? They are clearly wrong.
Puzzleheaded-Fill205 t1_je3a9ie wrote
Reply to comment by elrach06 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
No. If it were singular the verb would be chooses, not choose. Read the sentence again. If individuals choose, as opposed to if an individual chooses.
EDIT: Actually, in this specific example they used "can," which overrides the plural / singular distinction on the verb "choose," making it an infinitive regardless if the subject is singular or plural. ("We can choose. He can choose. I can choose. They can choose." etc...) Nevertheless, my point stands: The subject of the sentence is the word individuals, which is plural. They used "they" to refer to "individuals."
And to clarify, I agree 100% that singular they is a common usage that has been correct for centuries. You just picked a bad example because in their second sentence the "they" was referring to "individuals," which is plural, not singular. Thus it was not an example of singular they.
RoLaAus t1_je3a8dw wrote
Reply to comment by maynardstaint in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
That's the problem, you don't care that ACTUAL FACTS exist that contradict YOUR OPINION! Google "confirmation bias" and you can WATCH WITH YOUR OWN EYES...but, oh, no... its NY Post...so you can't believe your lying eyes
https://nypost.com/2023/03/06/jan-6-footage-shows-cops-bringing-qanon-shaman-to-senate-floor/
maynardstaint t1_je3a0f7 wrote
Reply to comment by RoLaAus in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Then go arrest them. I honestly don’t know why you have such a hard on for this?
Zygarde718 t1_je39xhn wrote
Reply to If badminton is so good by pagalguy21
I'm still going with badminton
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_je39vhh wrote
Reply to We shouldn’t call them homophobes by Mickle-T-pickle
The new term is militant hetero-fundamentalists! Well that was the term last week on the news.
maynardstaint t1_je39uus wrote
Reply to comment by RoLaAus in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
No, I think what ever YOU THINk happened is a conspiracy and I don’t fucking care.
Sea-Of-Conflict t1_je39u4c wrote
Reply to comment by Buddy2269 in Which dog breed has no sense of humor? by OB1KENOB
Found the german
RoLaAus t1_je39rju wrote
Reply to comment by maynardstaint in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Tou think ACTUAL VIDEO is "conspiracy"... man you are so partisanly blind, you are exactly the kind of brai washed that yhe Dems love!!
mightyjoe227 t1_je3eeqr wrote
Reply to comment by PolyJuicedRedHead in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
You fold in the egg...