Recent comments in /f/Jokes
HarryHacker42 t1_je33fud wrote
Reply to comment by RoLaAus in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
The BLM protests were because "you're killing black people without any reason and we're sick of waiting for you to stop".
Jan 6th was to "overthrow the will of the voters and have Donald Trump declared President without the vote supporting it".
One is overthrowing democracy, the other is "stop killing us".
If you can't see the difference, then any efforts to debate with you are pointless. I'm sorry you were lied to by Tucker Carlson, its what he does...
HOTCleaning t1_je338p1 wrote
Reply to Dentist arrested for dealing drugs! by [deleted]
First half - got me.
redecided t1_je335d7 wrote
Reply to comment by Fitter419 in I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
Ice is really cold to me.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_je3348j wrote
They don't even tell you what game you have to beat the eggs at.
thethunder92 t1_je32pej wrote
Reply to comment by Salarian_American in What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? by iverson79
It works better that way
MyActualNameIsCarl t1_je32edt wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
/r/yourpunchlinebutworse
DreaminSeaweed t1_je3215w wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
We did this joke in middle school, tapping the forehead of the listener with the index! Jokes that are an excuse to hit your friends, fun times
Few_Improvement_8673 t1_je31olv wrote
The Clown’s were led by General Bozo.
TOAsucksfuckJagex t1_je31kia wrote
Reply to comment by flaamed in Have you ever smelled moth balls? by OMP159
Be happy you don’t know
Interesting_Walrus86 t1_je2zv69 wrote
Only $20? She's a keeper...
Salarian_American t1_je2z5re wrote
I've heard this on as
"what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?"*
"I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
*-bonus points because a garbanzo bean and a chickpea are literally the same thing.
pm_me-ur_vulva t1_je2z5o0 wrote
This is the second time in about a week I've seen this joke with the wrong starting vegetable. Is "garbanzo" really that unknown?
Creed4693 t1_je2yr11 wrote
Omg took me a moment but God Damm that is dirty
ardotschgi t1_je2xpx3 wrote
Reply to comment by MartianLM in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
It is a common clown trope that they can fit a large number of clowns into a really small car.
TOAsucksfuckJagex t1_je2xpih wrote
Reply to comment by sinclair315 in What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? by iverson79
Op’s is much better
RadamHusane t1_je2xmyk wrote
They go straight for the juggler.
Scjtchuck t1_je2x71i wrote
It's I've never paid for a lentil on my face..
DucksEchoes t1_je2x4ii wrote
Reply to comment by sinclair315 in What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? by iverson79
What's the difference between a lentil and a garbanzo bean?
[deleted] t1_je2wsmr wrote
Reply to comment by MrHappyHam in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
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TheBronsXX OP t1_je2wkl9 wrote
Reply to comment by AmainRecopy in A boiled egg in the morning... by TheBronsXX
I should eggnore this comment and just crack on.
not_another_drummer t1_je2wgwn wrote
Reply to comment by lemoinem in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Too soon bro. Too soon.
drogpac t1_je2wadu wrote
New favorite joke. Thank you for sharing.
Worried_Click_4559 t1_je2w74s wrote
Reply to comment by MinisculeInformant in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
Downvotes really don't hurt me. I've already been permanently banned from various topics on Reddit due to my non-Liberal stance.
I'm a midwesterner and will continue to believe what I believe, but will consider intelligent arguments from "the other side." I will admit it when I'm shown to be wrong, but will take a bullet just not to cower.
I grew up trusting science but have lived long enough to see it politicized.
We Boomers trusted asbestos, cops and Washington. My Dad, a European immigrant, used to laugh at me for that. He was right. He would have never taken the vaccine like I did. I'm glad my youngest daughter fought against it for her and her kids.
iverson79 OP t1_je2w534 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? by iverson79
I heard it at work and laughed, thought I’d share. I’m not overly educated on beans, so yeah that makes sense
[deleted] t1_je33sqs wrote
Reply to comment by Lavishness_Gold in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
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