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HippasusOfMetapontum t1_je2dcr7 wrote
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vilidj_idjit t1_je2d89b wrote
Reply to comment by L-X-I-X in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
the frog's what?
Beowulf1896 t1_je2d6tp wrote
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I asked my non binary child. Thon didn't know either.
YesHaiAmOwO t1_je2d61w wrote
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What
regrettablyold t1_je2cvfp wrote
Not very good camouflage, but still scary.
regrettablyold t1_je2ci3p wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
Like the reference, but points off for spelling. It's Itt. (Shows up in lots of crosswords.)
Red-eleven t1_je2cgla wrote
Reply to comment by EnvironmentalDeal256 in I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
Most here are all about Chastity
Punkeewalla t1_je2cbtl wrote
Reply to Which dog breed has no sense of humor? by OB1KENOB
Why? Lemme guess, you made this one up.
rldr t1_je2c2gd wrote
Reply to comment by sprucewizard in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
But not these /s
speck480 t1_je2bv2p wrote
Reply to comment by Worried_Click_4559 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
There are a few appearances in Chaucer (although tbf the grammatical rules governing pronouns changed significantly between Middle and Modern English, so it's harder to identify.)
Interesting_Pudding9 t1_je2bps0 wrote
Reply to comment by Garmgarmgarmgarm in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
Thanks for the info, I'm sure I'm gonna run into some twisted rhetoric in the coming days. I'm betting there's gonna be a lot of talk about so-called "mental health" since they're so fond of equating being trans with mental illness.
movielover154 t1_je2bgpx wrote
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Buddy2269 t1_je2bgfz wrote
Reply to Which dog breed has no sense of humor? by OB1KENOB
What is a joke that has no "Humour?" This one.
elrach06 t1_je2b982 wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded-Fill205 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
But the "they" is referring to a single individual "coosing to be plural," not all individuals collectively.
sabboom t1_je2b8vj wrote
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I wish school children were still taught cursive. That way they would know where the money came from when they open their birthday cards.
licketyslit t1_je2b4i8 wrote
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He thought it was her, she thought it was him, they thought it was them and it said huh?
MR-no-onethe5th t1_je2b4ah wrote
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Human its both singular and plural
MinisculeInformant t1_je2an2d wrote
Reply to comment by Worried_Click_4559 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
English has four genders: masculine, feminine, neuter, and nonspecific. There are four third-person singular pronouns: he, she, it, and they. Each corresponds to one grammatical gender.
"They" has been used as a singular pronoun since at least the time that Chaucer wrote the Canterbury tales, close to a thousand years ago. However, recently it has become associated with non-binary people (NBs) who prefer to be referred to as "they" rather than by a gendered pronoun. Many people in the USA are bigoted against NBs, and bigots would generally rather be hateful than factually correct.
Personally, I vastly prefer "they" over the slew of neopronouns that have been invented in the last few years.
Worried_Click_4559 t1_je2amcc wrote
Reply to comment by elrach06 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
Right you are! (I think I'll ask my high school for a refund.)
no2rdifferent t1_je2alo5 wrote
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It is hard.
flaamed t1_je2aas7 wrote
Reply to Have you ever smelled moth balls? by OMP159
what is a moth ball
Brain_Hawk t1_je2a742 wrote
Reply to comment by CathartingFunk in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
A lot of things get removed, I'm going to guess because it was overtly political
yeetfeet353 t1_je2a73k wrote
Dear little Johnny,
There will soon be ghosts in your living room.
Puzzleheaded-Fill205 t1_je2a4ud wrote
Reply to comment by elrach06 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
"individuals" is plural.
MartianLM t1_je2degf wrote
Reply to comment by Lucky-Professor-6881 in Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach by Dingleburrs
Can’t upvote something I don’t understand. I used up all my thinking for today.