Recent comments in /f/Jokes
superdead t1_je29ojp wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
Take it, take the whole thing! It's a write-off!
griftertm t1_je29j7v wrote
Reply to comment by truly_big in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Quite the plan you’re cooking up
Baked-Smurf t1_je29esn wrote
Reply to comment by Interesting_Pudding9 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
And royalty has been referring to themselves as "we" for probably about as long
elrach06 t1_je29bld wrote
Reply to comment by Worried_Click_4559 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
Dude, you have a singular they in your second sentence...
ArbutusPhD t1_je295zv wrote
Reply to comment by G_D_Ironside in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
What is going on? Are you really responding to the comment above? You seem triggered
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_je294om wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
I like candy...
fuqdisshite t1_je293wx wrote
Reply to comment by palebluedotcitizen in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
you are one of today's 10000
EternallyImature t1_je28zp7 wrote
Reply to comment by G_D_Ironside in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
You would have overlooked the poor use of punctuation and capitalization. I mean, how good of a teacher could you really be.
slamdanceswithwolves t1_je28pt9 wrote
Reply to comment by myourmomshot in If badminton is so good by pagalguy21
Thats above my pay grade. Your GP might refer you to a specialist.
Garmgarmgarmgarm t1_je28pf1 wrote
Reply to comment by Interesting_Pudding9 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
The shooter was trans. Right wingers are amplifying that fact all over twitter, acting as if one shooter out of the thousands weve had since Columbine is an indictment of trans people as a whole.
cookiegutter t1_je28o3j wrote
Reply to comment by ItachiUchihaItachi in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
why did you get downvoted for not getting a joke
[deleted] t1_je27vu3 wrote
Reply to comment by palebluedotcitizen in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
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Interesting_Pudding9 t1_je27v0r wrote
Reply to comment by Garmgarmgarmgarm in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
What's up with the Nashville shooting? Legit question, there's honestly too many mass shootings in America for me to even try to keep up with.
sprucewizard t1_je27lq4 wrote
Reply to comment by speck480 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
this.
Luked0g44O t1_je278ai wrote
Reply to comment by Metroflektor in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Performed by: The (Fart) Cutting Crew.
eatenbyalion t1_je271uq wrote
Reply to comment by Phippsy771 in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
It told me to marry Nate. Is a civil partnership ok?
tcwillis79 t1_je270ue wrote
Reply to [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
I’ve read that zi is apparently acceptable but I don’t like it.
angelholme t1_je26zeq wrote
Reply to comment by monkey_trumpets in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
I think it was "Live on Broadway" -- just based on how he is dressed.
speck480 t1_je26s9f wrote
Reply to comment by Worried_Click_4559 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
Singular they goes back to Middle English, it's not something that just happened "now."
Bad-Dragon-Master t1_je26i6k wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
r/suddenlyrunescape
Worried_Click_4559 t1_je26fhl wrote
Reply to comment by nowwhathappens in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
Ah, yes... IT. Thank you Stephen King.
Luked0g44O t1_je26dkj wrote
Musta ate something before bed.
Luked0g44O t1_je26798 wrote
Reply to comment by reikutohno in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
With An Appetite For Destruction.
Worried_Click_4559 t1_je26596 wrote
Reply to comment by GuairdeanBeatha in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
Isn't THEY and WE non-singular? Or can individuals now also choose to be plural, if they so desire?
Worried_Click_4559 t1_je2a0ls wrote
Reply to comment by speck480 in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
Yes. You're right. I stand corrected as to its use. Haven't seen it attributed to Middle English (but haven't had time to research it thst much). Seems that the APA (American Psychological Association - whoever they are) also include "ze" and "hen" as less common opfions. Whoda thunk it. Live and learn. Thanks.