Some interesting spellings in this thread.

What kind of doctor?

What the guy says when he blows up the cop car with the grenade launcher in Robocop minus the haha.

But we has never, except the Royal wee, which is rare.

You might want to see a doctor.

I agree fisting while a baby is inside the mum is probably not cool.

38 + 2 weeks preganenant?

Yeah I mean every trans person in the country is bracing for reactionary violence after the nashville shooting but yeah ha ha funny joke so good

Actually the best one today weird no upvotes

Entrance of the Gladiators played over a loudspeaker, to herald the arrival of the troops.

Whoa, relax with the name calling, this is just a joke thread on reddit, remember?

I bleed badminton

They has been used as a singular pronoun for hundreds of years

Hey guy. I mean I have to, but you?

Yeah, this is a joke thread on Reddit. Relax. Besides, dipshit, did the joke say anything about ALL the other pronouns? Nope.

I can’t believe they don’t know it, it is so commonly used

If there is an english teacher who thinks that "it" is the only singular non gendered personal pronoun in the english language, I really hope they go back to school.

Johnny's parents want to have sex, but don't want Johnny to be around or know about it. The implication is that Johnny is too young to know about sex. So they tell him to go eat an ice cream outside and give him a task to distract him, while they are having sex inside.

The joke is that despite the parents attempts at being stealthy, Johnny knows what sex is, and knows that him being outside and eating ice cream means his parents are having sex. But he still plays along with his parents' efforts for misdirection, and doesn't say it outright. Instead he tells them the neighbours are having sex, because their kid is doing exactly what he's doing.

I'd like to think I'm doing some good in this world too. I'm always donating to the Save-A-Hoe foundation. These women are so deprived. They can't even afford clothes and have to dance on stage half naked and sometimes in your lap. It feels good knowing I can support them and give them a better future. Anything to help me, I mean them

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I actually didn't know that Yakov Smirnoff originated the joke! My husband told it to me last night, and he just described it as "an old joke that he'd heard."

(they and we arent singular so I dont know why they are marked in capitals, help)

Cake instructions said to grease the bottom of my pan. Now my oven is on fire.

I need to meet someone new. My girlfriend Gravity is really bringing me down.

Wow, every night? Johnny's dad has some serious game.