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nowwhathappens t1_je21rtn wrote
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They didn't know it, did they?
ContributionGrand138 t1_je21kp9 wrote
Reply to comment by MoistCity530 in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Not if recipe says Chill Uncovered 🤔
[deleted] t1_je214kv wrote
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Waitsfornoone t1_je2138o wrote
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Cousin It's father.
RaiseOutside8472 t1_je20zgy wrote
Reply to comment by Husk-ees in The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504
or c*ck mispronounced?
HammerMartell t1_je20vui wrote
Did the headless chicken ask you, “what did you do? I ate a worm”
RHINO_Mk_II t1_je20vro wrote
Waitsfornoone t1_je20ulj wrote
Ten minutes later, when the clowns kept coming out of that boat, no one found it the least bit funny.
dmt_alpha t1_je20ncm wrote
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Too close to reality nowadays to classify as a joke. I have a lot of people working for me, who see themselves as highly educated, but will struggle with the answer.
CCGamesSteve t1_je20h8g wrote
Reply to comment by MrHappyHam in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
They need to do way instain mother.
No-Satisfaction3663 t1_je2088q wrote
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IT
TimeOk8571 t1_je1z9pv wrote
He feels like the leading sudspect.
G_D_Ironside t1_je1yvoo wrote
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As an English teacher, this joke deserves an A+!
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[deleted] t1_je1yr9c wrote
Reply to We shouldn’t call them homophobes by Mickle-T-pickle
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GuairdeanBeatha t1_je1yot4 wrote
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You mean THEY couldn’t figure IT out? WE are amazed!
KermitMadMan t1_je1ynx8 wrote
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It lol
Do I win a red balloon?
Tulip-roots t1_je1yj5j wrote
This is such a stupid joke but it made me giggle LOL!!
12altoids34 t1_je1y63m wrote
Reply to comment by Catfrogdog2 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
That is correct [insert appropriate personal pronoun] are 1000% [div by zero err. On err goto <start>] That is correct [insert appropriate personal pronoun] are 1000% [div by zero err. On err goto <start>]That is correct [insert appropriate...
veerbahadur9083 t1_je1xu2e wrote
You are supposed to take them literally but you should know you are cooking food and not yourself
rockclimbingfan t1_je1xsfm wrote
Scotlands fu***d
Interesting_Pudding9 t1_je1xpwy wrote
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They?
[deleted] t1_je1x93s wrote
Reply to If badminton is so good by pagalguy21
It's bad (as in good), it's mint and it's on!!!!
Plane_Flounder_3715 t1_je1wfko wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
*insert Ross Get a load of this guy
[deleted] t1_je21une wrote
Reply to comment by Agreeable_Purchase69 in What do you call a constipated detective? by CrippledKidneys
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