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Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_je1jsr2 wrote
Reply to comment by Phippsy771 in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Did you embarrass the salad? Did you see her dressing...?
Don't eat the chocolate pudding or drink the lemonade!
DidntWantSleepAnyway t1_je1j3fm wrote
Reply to comment by peekay427 in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
I’m not going to tell it as well, but:
The guy takes out a frog, and tells the blonde “this is no ordinary frog! It can do tricks!”
“What kind of tricks?”
“Well, he can lick pussy.”
The blonde wants to see, so she invites him over and takes off her clothes. The guy sets the frog down on the bed.
Nothing happens.
The guy says to the frog, “You’ve forgotten how to do it, huh? Here, let me show you how it’s done.”
[deleted] t1_je1iy5x wrote
Reply to comment by MrHappyHam in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
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false_precision t1_je1igii wrote
Reply to comment by DarkHorseStoryTeller in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
10,000 is only an easily said approximation. Ugh.
Psychog4y t1_je1ifxn wrote
Low soap esteem
PiisAWheeL t1_je1iao3 wrote
Never literally Grammer properly apparently either...
MrHappyHam t1_je1i7gc wrote
Reply to comment by O-U-T-C-A-S-T in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Dangerops! Prangent sex will it hurt baby top of its head?
Barber606 OP t1_je1hty3 wrote
Reply to comment by ohdontmindme_ in I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
You should probably see a doctor about that.
ohdontmindme_ t1_je1hpmx wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
this one also burns
jman904 t1_je1hb58 wrote
Reply to comment by Brave_anonymous1 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
You’d think they’d keep the sperm in there!
Pingninja t1_je1h2qv wrote
MiserableFuture7657 t1_je1gkaj wrote
Reply to comment by Philcycles84 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
AI?!?11!
betam4x t1_je1gipn wrote
Reply to comment by tomatoaway in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Haha, I like it.
Heymynameisbanana003 t1_je1gim3 wrote
Reply to comment by Philcycles84 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Meep morp
Robot Captain
Mickle-T-pickle OP t1_je1gffe wrote
Reply to comment by _Smegma_0n_Demand in We shouldn’t call them homophobes by Mickle-T-pickle
Which from a broken pov is even funnier
_Smegma_0n_Demand t1_je1g6fe wrote
Reply to We shouldn’t call them homophobes by Mickle-T-pickle
Gay cysts sounds like an STD
AverageOhioMoment t1_je1fs3p wrote
Reply to The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504
r/tihi
Husk-ees t1_je1fq9t wrote
Reply to comment by SOLE_SIR_VIBER in The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504
ohhh thanks
9boi t1_je1flq7 wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
You're so terminally online you're projecting trumpism onto me. Is Trump in the room with us now? Did he also hide your keys this morning?
aromaticdillpickle t1_je1fequ wrote
Reply to If badminton is so good by pagalguy21
Boooooooooo
Catfrogdog2 t1_je1epp1 wrote
Reply to comment by scientology-embracer in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
THAT IS CORRECT WE ARE TOTALLY NOT ROBOTS
eidoK1 t1_je1edfj wrote
Reply to comment by SidratFlush in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
The original joke was by Yakov Smirnoff. The original was better. He said when he growing up his family was so poor they only had one room in the house/apartment/whatever it was, so they had him look out a window.
sudobee t1_je1ddrs wrote
Reply to comment by angelholme in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Savage little timmy
[deleted] t1_je1d81g wrote
Reply to comment by Philcycles84 in The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504
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ohdontmindme_ t1_je1jssm wrote
Reply to Why was the Geology book Thick. by TexasGater
no wonder i like geography