Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Sorcerious t1_je1ctn3 wrote
Ha. Haha. H-... Sorry can't, tried, funny not found.
Phippsy771 OP t1_je1cmss wrote
Reply to comment by viking-sailor in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
If it said it I wouldn’t of gone in the fridge forget the freezer
Negative_Manner_2198 t1_je1c8ao wrote
Reply to I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar
I miss my ex wife blowjobs
Philcycles84 t1_je1bvan wrote
Reply to comment by tomatoaway in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Beep Boop
Long_Investment_9170 t1_je1b8z8 wrote
Still funny on the umpteenth repost..
HarryHacker42 t1_je1b2wq wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
And you are brave to support Trump after all he's done.
random_name_543 t1_je1b13m wrote
Did you tenderize the meat first?
EduArt_Paper t1_je1aviq wrote
Looks like Billy Johnson is enjoying his own kind of "alone time" too!
scientology-embracer t1_je1at2m wrote
Reply to comment by tomatoaway in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Agreed. Comments like these may indicate bot like behavior. Though we are not bots. We are humans.
tomatoaway t1_je1ad5v wrote
Reply to comment by Philcycles84 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
That's eerily word-for-word what a bot would say.
Specific_Rutabaga_87 t1_je19iet wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Oh you didn't hurt my feelings in the slightest. I find it amusing watching people get pissy over a joke. Like when you said "rent free"......
FlounderOdd7234 t1_je199p3 wrote
Outstanding. Thx
FlounderOdd7234 t1_je190jx wrote
I had 1 laugh of the day. In constant pain, I got a second. This one by myself out loud. Thx. It makes the day a bit easier
Brave_anonymous1 t1_je18i98 wrote
Reply to comment by UBKUBK in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Yes, they keep the money somewhere in a table drawer. But the robbers reasonably went for the most secured vaults. And there was only yogurt...
skyreckoning t1_je17vlr wrote
It said: Donald trump's tie!
Cheyde t1_je17o6w wrote
Someone who’s blocked and loaded.
KingNosmo t1_je17bqs wrote
Reply to comment by ItachiUchihaItachi in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Guess your kids never get ice cream, either.
VlaamsBelanger t1_je17b7v wrote
Reply to comment by OyVeyWhyMeHelp666 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Instructions unclear, shared a 69 with your mom.
Ben_Thar t1_je16pb5 wrote
Reply to comment by crxshdrxg in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Alternative facts
Akirababe t1_je16bxq wrote
Reply to comment by ___Phreak___ in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Wtf lol
Desertbro t1_je162y8 wrote
Reply to comment by RecalcitrantHuman in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Not the boss of me
Desertbro t1_je15vqn wrote
Reply to comment by Cultural_Attitude_42 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
And now bullies and your boss will take over from your dad. Welcome to life!
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Reply to comment by OyVeyWhyMeHelp666 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
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Fly-n-Skies t1_je15lh0 wrote
Reply to comment by iharreman88 in I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar
Boomer humor
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Reply to Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
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