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Visible_Pollution_24 t1_je15i29 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:42 PM

Reply to What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

What is the punch line

9boi t1_je15ff3 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:41 PM

Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

You've changed my mind, I hope this joke finally takes him down. You're very brave to speak out against him.

kalamazoo43 t1_je15ey5 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:41 PM

Reply to What do you call a constipated detective? by CrippledKidneys

A can’t poop snoop?

Boba_GIRLLL t1_je15enq wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:41 PM

Reply to Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy

lol

Engage69 t1_je15dbi wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:41 PM

Reply to I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar

Stormtrooper jokes.

tahcamen t1_je14yky wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:38 PM

Reply to comment by Harshisnar in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel

Why was it deleted?

tahcamen t1_je14ouh wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:37 PM

Reply to comment by Odh_utexas in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel

She’s at the bar and some douche starts hitting on her, she shuts him down by just telling him her name.

crxshdrxg t1_je14o3w wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:37 PM

Reply to comment by Ben_Thar in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

oh so you’re another one of those people that voted for incompetence because of “mean tweets🥺”

Vishwasm123 OP t1_je14mq5 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:36 PM

Reply to comment by Disastrous_Ask_5664 in What you call a sex position if done in space? by Vishwasm123

WTF. I really don't know of this

amstells t1_je14m9e wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:36 PM

Reply to What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

My dick?

TheOrgansAreRight t1_je14aje wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:34 PM

Reply to comment by VoltronsWangLol in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

From her asshole?

Ok-Chip-6147 t1_je147lh wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:34 PM

Reply to comment by ___Phreak___ in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

Mix in some punctuation. Scarier yet- someone who defends the job Biden is doing.

HarryHacker42 t1_je147f9 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:34 PM

Reply to comment by 9boi in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

At least you don't argue any of it is untrue. Let me know when you find an example of Biden making $141 million off the US government while President, like Trump did while golfing. Or show me where Biden encouraged violence against police or journalists. Lets see how your oligarchs stack up against the current loser the Democrats put in place.

Impressive_Cup_6398 t1_je1455n wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:33 PM

Reply to Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771

I don't think you know what literally means.

9boi t1_je141s1 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:33 PM

Reply to comment by Specific_Rutabaga_87 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

Alright man, sorry I hurt your feelings

Ben_Thar t1_je140fc wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:32 PM

Reply to comment by crxshdrxg in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

Really, we didn't vote for him because we expected him to accomplish anything. We voted for him because he wasn't Trump.

Specific_Rutabaga_87 t1_je13zan wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:32 PM

Reply to comment by 9boi in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

call it what you want, man, being a trumper is a losing proposition.

[deleted] t1_je13rt4 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:31 PM

Reply to Have you ever smelled moth balls? by OMP159

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9boi t1_je13r6f wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:31 PM

Reply to comment by Specific_Rutabaga_87 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

Insane how much asspain my 2 word response has caused

HarryHacker42 t1_je13qbo wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:31 PM

Reply to comment by RoLaAus in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

So the police who were beaten with flagpoles and maced and dragged around were just loved to death? The gallows built outside for Mike Pence were just a form of worship we've missed, like Jesus on the Cross? How about the handcuffs and zip ties? The smashing windows? It was not peaceful, so stop your bullshit.

truly_big t1_je13oxh wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:30 PM

Reply to comment by reikutohno in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771

this is the day I delete reddit

G_D_Ironside t1_je13oeu wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:30 PM

Reply to comment by Plinfilore in I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar

This joke has been around looooooooooooooong before gravity falls.

AccordionORama t1_je13n2k wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:30 PM

Reply to If badminton is so good by pagalguy21

It's called badminton because it's sexist. Goodminton uses both shuttlecocks and shuttlecooters.

CathartingFunk t1_je13l7y wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:30 PM

Reply to What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

Why did this get removed??

No_Cartographer_5212 t1_je13l52 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:30 PM

Reply to What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

A Gstring!