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VoltronsWangLol t1_je13hkb wrote
Reply to comment by TheOrgansAreRight in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
But her emails
[deleted] t1_je13gki wrote
Reply to comment by cerokurn13 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
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HarryHacker42 t1_je13gac wrote
Reply to comment by RecalcitrantHuman in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
It is Sad, I'll agree with you. It is also 100% true.
9boi t1_je1375y wrote
Reply to comment by Specific_Rutabaga_87 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Don't think I've made a hunter post in my whole life, but keep projecting if it makes you feel better
OutlandishnessBig755 t1_je136wr wrote
The condom that they all shared 😂
cardcomm t1_je133ac wrote
Reply to comment by RecalcitrantHuman in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
What's SAD (and frightening) is that after everything that's happened, that criminal Trump still has supporters.
That is truly messed up!
Drkindlycountryquack t1_je1318y wrote
Stevie Wonder playing Ray Charles at tennis is Endless Love.
lemoinem t1_je12zex wrote
Reply to comment by monkey_trumpets in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
From when he was still alive.
Ben_Thar t1_je12xr8 wrote
Reply to comment by cerokurn13 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
2016 called
Dicks out for Harambe
UBKUBK t1_je12t8x wrote
Reply to comment by blobblet in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
A sperm bank is also a business so likely has money someplace.
No_Contribution9305 t1_je12smg wrote
Reply to comment by cerokurn13 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Last time I checked liberals get mad at everything lol
Ben_Thar t1_je12s4n wrote
Reply to comment by unlimited_mcgyver in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Mmm. That's my kink!!!
Specific_Rutabaga_87 t1_je12f56 wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
in your head. now this is where you say nuh uh, right?
crxshdrxg t1_je127tb wrote
Reply to comment by cerokurn13 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
because y’all don’t even like him
9boi t1_je127sm wrote
Reply to comment by Specific_Rutabaga_87 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Where?
RecalcitrantHuman t1_je122p0 wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
I hope you are a liberal bot because otherwise this is simply sad
cerokurn13 t1_je121dr wrote
Reply to comment by Jackamalio626 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
2001 called They hit the south tower
triestorise121 t1_je11yiu wrote
Reply to comment by SidratFlush in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Hehehhe
cerokurn13 t1_je11uts wrote
Reply to comment by RoLaAus in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Don’t be butt hurt someone made a joke about ur dumb president. Notice how when you guys make jokes about Biden like he’s falling up the stairs and shit we don’t get mad
Less_Geologist_4004 OP t1_je11tyv wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
This joke came from a conversation with a friend about OJ and the OG asshole was Johnny Cochran back when OJ was on trial. I remembered the joke and modernized it. I just couldn’t think of a bigger media asshole than him. Sorry dude.
cerokurn13 t1_je11p6y wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Bruv what?
Plinfilore t1_je11mp1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar
This joke (though the ex-wife and I are switched) is said by a practically lifelong bachelor in an animated series: Gravity Falls.
Disastrous_Ask_5664 t1_je11ml0 wrote
No no no… docking is already a thing. Urban dictionary it if you want to know what it is. I ain’t having that search in MY browser history though. Also see - Munging whilst you’re there.
(I apologise in advance, but if I have had to know and suffer, so should others)
General_Freed t1_je11ijq wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Make Trump Jokes Great Again!
Specific_Rutabaga_87 t1_je13l1q wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Hmmm, guy tells a joke, you whine, but I'm the sad one? LOL! You keep pretending you aren't a trump fan! lay with dogs, get fleas.