Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Jackamalio626 t1_je113t7 wrote
2016 called
they want their joke back
Phippsy771 OP t1_je1135m wrote
Reply to comment by Metroflektor in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Must of been something i see saw
reikutohno t1_je110pb wrote
Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Phippsy771 OP t1_je10zuz wrote
Reply to comment by Phippsy771 in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Bills?
Phippsy771 OP t1_je10z5u wrote
Reply to comment by AmnesiaInnocent in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
You seen the bulls?
OyVeyWhyMeHelp666 t1_je10ymw wrote
I love these types of jokes. I can share them with my 96yo mom.
RoLaAus t1_je10y0f wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
"Tried to overthrow a democracy"
Really, with NO firearms and telling his rally attendees to "make your voices peacefully and patriotically be heard"
OR are you referring to those who said "Who ever said protests should be peaceful" OR "there should be more unrest in the streets" I'm confused... only 1 side had "autonomous zones"
Harshisnar t1_je10xrg wrote
Reply to This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
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So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside. The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?" The guy says, "Yes, he licks pussy." So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment. They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed, and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all. The blonde says, "Well? What's up?" The frog still does not move. So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time.”
Lavishness_Gold t1_je10wxw wrote
Reply to comment by Igloo_Heater in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Nah I agree. Trump is a giant ballsack but this wasn't close to funny, not even visually feasible enough to make it so. Do better or don't bother.
humorRus t1_je10us3 wrote
Reply to comment by Mysterious-Phrase637 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
you think letting the crazies have a strong voice and spew hate etc that lead to Jan.6 is not a war?
peter_the_martian t1_je10srq wrote
Reply to comment by Ubersupersloth in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
It was pretty great
peter_the_martian t1_je10qlb wrote
Reply to comment by Igloo_Heater in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Aw. Poor little fella got hit the feels. How long is your tie?
Ok-Chip-6147 t1_je10pdc wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Not a fan of him either. Really don’t like shitty people on either side of the aisle.
HarryHacker42 t1_je10oky wrote
Reply to comment by Mysterious-Phrase637 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
The economy tanked under Covid while Trump lied and said Covid was just the flu and wasn't serious, and then almost died from it.
Trump did end the war by surrendering to the Taliban, so that's something, but Biden sure would have liked better terms to be stuck with. Do you remember the good times when Trump killed an Iranian general in Iraq with a drone strike? Yeah, that's still causing issues.
Rose tint my world, keep my safe from my trouble and pain.
peter_the_martian t1_je10n08 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Chip-6147 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Aw. Poor fella
hexonexxon t1_je10fb2 wrote
Reply to comment by SidratFlush in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Maybe hearing about their neighbors’ lives gets them off.
mrdavelee t1_je10d9h wrote
Reply to comment by Beidou-my-beloved1 in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
It was something to do with going back to hers, she gets undressed, the frog just sits there doing nothing. The guy then says "Right I'll show you one more time."
HarryHacker42 t1_je10c9j wrote
Reply to comment by Igloo_Heater in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Maybe you should suggest something better, Igloo Heater? What would you call a guy who tried to overthrow Democracy? An insurrectionist?
Ubersupersloth t1_je10arx wrote
Wow. A “Trump Bad” joke. That’s a blast from the past.
9boi t1_je0zzxq wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Wow look at all those words. Get off the internet and stop pretending your oligarchs are any better than their oligarchs
Metroflektor t1_je0zyk8 wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
-Must have been something you ate.
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viking-sailor t1_je0zrsg wrote
Good thing it didn't ask you to freeze it overnight.
HarryHacker42 t1_je0zh3r wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Chip-6147 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Go talk to Mike Lindell, he can help you with crack pipe details.
reikutohno t1_je117ql wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
I'm a decent person. I come in Peace.