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walter-walterson t1_je0ywid wrote
Dirty Johnny
9boi t1_je0ydug wrote
Reply to comment by huntimir151 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
What defense? Just hilarious how y'all will never move on
___Phreak___ t1_je0y8sz wrote
Reply to comment by _Smegma_0n_Demand in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Yeah.. still born. It definitely wasn't a post-partum abortion
Someone_pissed t1_je0y61i wrote
Reply to comment by Gemple in At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
That makes more sence, think donkeys were more worth then than bikes now
Less_Geologist_4004 OP t1_je0y3ei wrote
Reply to comment by Actuallawyerguy2 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
I first heard this joke during the OJ trial and The late, great Johnny Cochran was the asshole behind the tie.
Own_Junket_9368 t1_je0y2p4 wrote
Reply to If badminton is so good by pagalguy21
This joke deserves someone giving you the birdie.
SusSwingingTurd t1_je0y22s wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Must've been something he read
___Phreak___ t1_je0y1j5 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Chip-6147 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
I don't know what's scarier somebody voting for Trump who isn't a crack addict or is
FatefullWallnut t1_je0xuip wrote
Reply to comment by rnavstar in I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar
You really should watch this show it’s one of the best shows I have watched, now I haven’t watched a lot of shows but this show made me feel like I was a kid again.
SidratFlush t1_je0xtn1 wrote
Tablets/TV/Computer with headphones. Even if they are on a time limit at least the adults can plan ahead.
SidratFlush t1_je0xojb wrote
Reply to comment by neko_mancy in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Hardly peaceful with a high shrill voice yelling out updates from outside the house.
rnavstar OP t1_je0xjn3 wrote
Reply to comment by tlokjock in I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar
😂
rnavstar OP t1_je0xhkk wrote
Reply to comment by FatefullWallnut in I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar
I guess I have to watch this show. I heard this joke on a flight I was taking.
texican1911 t1_je0xgos wrote
Reply to comment by DidntWantSleepAnyway in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
I understood that reference.
FatefullWallnut t1_je0xaff wrote
Reply to I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar
I know im not the only person that heard Stans voice when reading this. gravity falls was an amazing show T-T
itzToreve t1_je0wzmo wrote
Reply to comment by LedgeEndDairy in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Nvm now i get it
unlimited_mcgyver t1_je0wwig wrote
Hillary Clinton's cameltoe
Specific_Rutabaga_87 t1_je0wqzx wrote
Reply to comment by Mysterious-Phrase637 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
better check again. several armed conflicts started under trump. and the 2020 crash didn't happen?
ThreeRaccoonsInMyAss t1_je0wq9n wrote
Reply to comment by AmnesiaInnocent in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Its stays on for 6 months and then it stays off for 6 months. Just like at the poles.
Actuallawyerguy2 t1_je0wlx1 wrote
i don't think OP knows how inches work, or how long that fuck's ties are. It literally hangs like 4 inches below his beltline.
Specific_Rutabaga_87 t1_je0wjny wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Hunter would like a word. Hillary too......
Western-Image7125 t1_je0wh9y wrote
Muzck t1_je0wc2f wrote
A plunger when you’re backed up
HarryHacker42 t1_je0ze3b wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
The man who tried to overthrow democracy, stole classified documents and refused to return them, helped Saudi Arabia's MBS get away with murdering a journalist and got the LIV golf tournaments at his courses in return, and continues to encourage violence against police ... yeah.. that's the guy we're supposed to "forget" and stop talking about? When he's in jail, sure thing. Because you don't let those kind of assaults on America go unanswered.