Recent comments in /f/Jokes
tlokjock t1_je0vdrr wrote
Reply to I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar
Sounds like you've really *targeted* the root of your problems.
Ultraviolent-Ray t1_je0vd8j wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
As Charity's boyfriend, I say, "Thanks, mate. I don't have to work, now."
PiskAlmighty t1_je0vac6 wrote
Reply to comment by Igloo_Heater in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Oops, the right wing snowflake is offended.
tlokjock t1_je0v7uv wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
I heard Destiny is quite the philanthropist too, she's really good at redistributing those funds... to her shoe collection.
noteghost t1_je0uzry wrote
I'm about the same height as Trump. Just measured from the bottom of my throat to the top of my belt buckle: about 21".
Mysterious-Phrase637 t1_je0umre wrote
He was ok ..no war economy was ok ..
Nocturnal_Eyes57 t1_je0uevt wrote
His ego
Ok-Chip-6147 t1_je0u4ir wrote
Reply to comment by huntimir151 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Crack bongs? I don’t know. I’ve never smoked crack.
flossdog t1_je0u4h3 wrote
Reply to comment by Icetyger4 in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
this joke was deleted before I read it 🙁
peekay427 t1_je0u2fb wrote
Reply to comment by Icetyger4 in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
And… It’s been removed so I missed it. Any chance you remember it and can share?
ephmal t1_je0tv2k wrote
Pretty roomy in there.
timestanley t1_je0tldx wrote
Same thing I call going to the bathroom after eating an entire pizza…
Beidou-my-beloved1 t1_je0tj8l wrote
Reply to This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
The guy says yes and..? It's removed? Ah man.. i really want to hear the joke
MpVpRb t1_je0tboa wrote
That's an insult to assholes
peter_the_martian t1_je0ta5d wrote
Reply to comment by MoistCity530 in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Like when you get brain freeze. Supposed to get jackulite for yo brain
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_je0t74y wrote
Reply to comment by Unit147 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Every. Single. Night!
peter_the_martian t1_je0t5mm wrote
Oh I, I just died in the fridge tonight, it must’ve been something you said.
damien665 t1_je0t2xs wrote
Reply to comment by Puukkot in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
The real joke is the people who commented along the way
huntimir151 t1_je0t2oy wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Chip-6147 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
I appreciate the attempt to "no, u!", but crackpipes are not over a foot long my dude.
RAMbrotherz t1_je0t1nu wrote
Reply to comment by O-U-T-C-A-S-T in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
r/thirdsentenceworse
Ok-Chip-6147 t1_je0sn1z wrote
Hunter Biden’s crackpipe?
Igloo_Heater t1_je0sgoh wrote
Lamest joke on r/Jokes all year. You have to be able to come up with something better than calling Trump an asshole. That's too easy
huntimir151 t1_je0s0yk wrote
Reply to comment by 9boi in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Lmao I love how y'all have the preprogrammed responses when you have to jump to daddy's defense.
elaphros t1_je0rvnr wrote
Reply to This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Wow, that must have been a really good joke and the mods decided it didn't belong here after all.
Kermut t1_je0via2 wrote
Reply to comment by Qalinx in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Lies, there’s always money in the banana stand