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Dakkendoofer t1_je0lez1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Way too dark for this sub, man
Crott117 t1_je0l9r0 wrote
14 inches is way too short for the purpose of this joke
[deleted] t1_je0l9k5 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
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NmlVerbraucher t1_je0kuaz wrote
I see you are also an enjoyer of Yakov Smirnoff.
[deleted] t1_je0ku92 wrote
Reply to I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar
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SeniorMuchachito t1_je0knwh wrote
Reply to comment by Bijarglerargles in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
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lodewijkadlpauto t1_je0kiki wrote
Reply to I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar
I miss Gravity Falls
abackCement445 t1_je0kh00 wrote
Donald Trump is stereotypically perceived to be a posterior.
Bob8644 t1_je0k8ve wrote
2016 is down the hall and to the left
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The-Coolest-Of-Cats t1_je0k70m wrote
Reply to comment by LedgeEndDairy in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
But there's literally no indication that the girl consented to him licking her instead, so I guess that's why it falls completely flat for me. If she's down for him to do that, then she was interested in him anyway, which also ruins the joke, so..
[deleted] t1_je0k4fm wrote
Okay that's a good one.
Drispish t1_je0jps3 wrote
Reply to comment by DidntWantSleepAnyway in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
I would like to add my name to the list of the lucky 10k
nappingLongness184 t1_je0jo2i wrote
Donald Trump is stereotypically perceived to be an evacuation chute.
Torvite t1_je0jkud wrote
Reply to comment by LedgeEndDairy in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
I wonder how many women exist that would jump at the idea of a frog performing cunnilingus on them (with a man supervising), but wouldn't want the man involved.
iharreman88 t1_je0jk0s wrote
Reply to I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar
See, it is funny because marriage is terrible.
CommercialAd8439 t1_je0jjih wrote
Reply to This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Funny! The frog says Rub it Rub it.
cingerix t1_je0jggw wrote
Reply to comment by captcraigaroo in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
mmmm, gender fluids
TheOrgansAreRight t1_je0j7y9 wrote
I thought he lost?
KingNosmo t1_je0ivib wrote
Reply to comment by captcraigaroo in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Crunchbird, my ass.
L-X-I-X t1_je0iog5 wrote
Reply to This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
He then proceeds to lick the frog's cloaca.
LedgeEndDairy t1_je0h5wv wrote
Reply to comment by The-Coolest-Of-Cats in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Yes it did. He used the frog as an accessory to pique her interest into coming up to his place. The frog, being a frog, does nothing, so he stays in character saying he was going to show the frog one more time how to lick pussy.
I.e. The guy licks her pussy, which was his objective all along.
Tok3n- t1_je0lhom wrote
Reply to comment by Whole_Mechanic_8143 in Today by gary6043
I didn’t say child marriage was normal. Its not common, and illegal in many parts of the United States. Nonetheless, the laws for sexual and marital consent where it’s allowed are there for those who consent, and protect those who don’t. If they made the legal age for marriage 21 or even 24 (when parents are no longer required to support their children, it wouldn’t affect most people in the US who are marrying much later or not at all.