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captcraigaroo t1_je052wt wrote
Reply to comment by UncleMalky in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Does it expectorate? Or deglute?
HughJamerican t1_je050u7 wrote
Reply to comment by Tricklash in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
ABBA
UncleMalky t1_je04ust wrote
Reply to comment by captcraigaroo in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Only to help me masticate.
[deleted] t1_je04sng wrote
Reply to comment by ZayreBlairdere in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
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Strontium_frog t1_je047h1 wrote
Reply to comment by cingerix in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Nope, must be another frog, I never had to have anyone teach me how to give an adult happy meal.
Zadok47 t1_je044ug wrote
Reply to comment by lyinggrump in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Does he even have a day job?
TexasGater OP t1_je03zfs wrote
Reply to comment by Abject-Chemistry-383 in Why was the Geology book Thick. by TexasGater
>schist
Thats Coarse bro
Zadok47 t1_je03ydb wrote
Reply to comment by TemporaryPrimate in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Wrong kind of bar for that.
uphill_iceskating_mf t1_je03y15 wrote
Reply to comment by Qalinx in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
The real joke is always in the comments- not in this comment- but somewhere.
TemporaryPrimate t1_je02zqm wrote
Reply to comment by Wingcapx in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Not if you turn it upside down.
Escapewithme2 t1_je02tst wrote
Reply to This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Just as he's about to engage her, he realizes it's Beth Dutton.
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JustaRedditScroller t1_je02h57 wrote
Reply to comment by Adagiopoke in I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull
At least she's keeping her back arched
cingerix t1_je02fpw wrote
Reply to comment by Strontium_frog in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
wait.... (looks at your username)
are YOU the frog from this joke??
Force3vo t1_je02dd5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
I'd be ok with the location of the bar where gorgeous blondes go home with you minutes after getting the worst opener ever.
Doses-mimosas t1_je01xll wrote
Reply to comment by captcraigaroo in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Right, the joke already implies that the girl would be more inclined to let a frog get to business down there, than the man posing the same question.
lyinggrump t1_je01ufb wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Don't quit your day job bud
Abject-Chemistry-383 t1_je00r40 wrote
Reply to Why was the Geology book Thick. by TexasGater
Pile of schist if you ask me
GrassGriller t1_je004fh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
234 readings. I'm still confused.
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_je0022q wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
I’m not sure how to interpret that. Or if I want to know.
peter_the_martian t1_jdzzwzh wrote
pagalguy21 OP t1_jdzzmca wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in If badminton is so good by pagalguy21
With chlorine
regrettablyold t1_jdzzh4q wrote
Reply to If badminton is so good by pagalguy21
After all these Bad jokes I need a bath.
[deleted] t1_jdzzgnv wrote
Reply to comment by Strontium_frog in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
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whyamihere999 t1_je05fjm wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Waits for noon, e?