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Philcycles84 t1_jdzza7a wrote
Reply to comment by Jo_Jaywalker in What kind of degree does a shipyard recieve? by Ethan_Blank687
Really? I was thinking a $500,000,000 mega yacht
MoistCity530 t1_jdzz1tj wrote
You're supposed to wear a jacket
mytrickytrick t1_jdzyyx1 wrote
Haha nice. It seems that there should also be a joke about a medical doctor going to lunch before a complicated surgery or something. Any suggestions?
Jo_Jaywalker t1_jdzyucm wrote
What’s the most valuable ship? Friendship.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_jdzybck wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Naaah, it actually comes from an Ed McBain « 87th Precinct » police procedural murder mystery.
yumyumgivemesome t1_jdzyajk wrote
Reply to comment by Madmanmelvin in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
You’re right! Except for the part about this joke being funny.
Wingcapx t1_jdzy89r wrote
Reply to This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Of course she's sitting on the bar stool all alone. They're only big enough for one person to sit on.
Jacobizreal t1_jdzy849 wrote
None, they have to trade Docks & Bonds
[deleted] t1_jdzy6bp wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
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JADW27 t1_jdzxxph wrote
There's a Waylon Jennings song with a similar message. It contains the most quintessential country music lyric I've ever heard.
Lawnchair_Larry t1_jdzxpt0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
I wonder if that’s how the famous Chicago restaurant got it’s name…
Tricklash t1_jdzxmkl wrote
Reply to comment by Raerosk in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
A. B A.
Eye-on-Springfield t1_jdzxhzo wrote
Strontium_frog t1_jdzxbst wrote
Reply to comment by captcraigaroo in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Nancy?
Zadok47 t1_jdzxb2m wrote
Reply to Why was the Geology book Thick. by TexasGater
All these puns are hard to take.
captcraigaroo t1_jdzwg8h wrote
Reply to comment by ZayreBlairdere in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
The throat goat
ZayreBlairdere t1_jdzwdj3 wrote
Reply to comment by captcraigaroo in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
He's gonna get her goat.
captcraigaroo t1_jdzuvse wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Be honest, you want the goat
damien665 t1_jdzuuxc wrote
Reply to comment by theveryrealreal in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Well, yeah, cause the frog didn't really do anything.
Waitsfornoone t1_jdzuoim wrote
Reply to Why was the Geology book Thick. by TexasGater
... as a brick.
Waitsfornoone t1_jdzukyh wrote
Reply to comment by jet_heller in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Time to go frog catching.
Qalinx t1_jdzugbt wrote
Some guys rob a bank but all they could find were some yogurts. Feeling depressed that they have not found any money they eat all the yogurts and off they go. Next day, the boss comes back and ask the guard: mate, where do you keep the money in this bank ? The guard looks at him: we dont, this is a sperm bank.
jet_heller t1_jdzu8ph wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Yes! I rent him out for $10,000 a night.
Waitsfornoone t1_jdztqns wrote
Reply to This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Is that frog available for rental?
Philcycles84 t1_jdzze43 wrote
Reply to comment by MoistCity530 in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Fuckin' love Reddit!!!