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Just basic human rights. A racket simply doesn't belong...there!

Its icky (and not a little sticky!)

As I say, you started this!!!!

Posted a month back by me,got no more than 10 upvotes and there was a squirrel instead of bees,which i think is funnier.

Oops... Some serious human rights violations. Or may be geneva convention.

A woman asks her husband, ‟What did you think of me when you first met me?” The husband replies, ‟I wanted to shag your brains out and suck your tits dry.”

The woman then asks, ‟What do think of me now?” To which the husband replies, ‟I think I did a pretty good job.”

Oh. Oh deer.

Oh deery deary deer.

Have an upvote. I'm going home to crawl into my basket of shame.

Of course shameminton is a despicable act and should've decried by all the nations of the world

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And court room instead of just court. Oops. I did it again.

The outside would then match the inside. I’ll pass

Ah, see now you're talking about litigationminton.

You use gavels instead of rackets.

I am guilty your honor!!!

I was always pretty bad a crapminton. But, I was fairly adept at greatminton.

I could never figure out whathehellminton though. I just couldn't get my cock right.

OP yiu started this. You've only yourself to blame!!!!

Probably highly carcinogenic like everything that seems so great at first

I've never heard this one before. I loved it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nof1ClWdn8o

A Robin Williams joke that I will always find funny.

This joke is the worstminton

It would be the best minton.

My 2 inches couldn't have hit you.

I had been working night shift every day to better provide for you.

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Haha. Its funny, because that's the same cadence he says his name with!

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