Recent comments in /f/Jokes
maknathal t1_jdz4pfz wrote
Reply to comment by WheeeeeThePeople in I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull
I think he just has smtn against pickles. Maybe if you said hide the carrot he would find it funny
Llord_zintak t1_jdz4inr wrote
Reply to comment by Pranav_RedStone971 in Air Traffic Controller by needlescentered
Yeah I wasn't sure if you were very new to English or what but I also thought it would be funny to phrase that way
Reeducationcamp t1_jdz3o8a wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Did you taste the wound liquids?
RussMan104 t1_jdz3kbn wrote
Reply to comment by ThunderCookie23 in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
But, he was aiming for the triple “20.” 🚀
Agreeable_Purchase69 t1_jdz378u wrote
I wouldn’t trust that detective anyway… he’s probably full of shit
[deleted] t1_jdz1yzy wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Nice. My buddy did both mine on base in the barracks while were both drunk as fuck with a safety pin. Aaaahhhh the good old days
ThunderCookie23 t1_jdz1fe9 wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Damn! Dude's got one hell of an aim!!
OutrageousDirector92 t1_jdz1drb wrote
Reply to The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
Last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
DevangAbhyankar t1_jdz0d1q wrote
Not all detectives are Sherlock, Sherlock
PaulieGreen t1_jdyzscp wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in New Scottish First Minister just promised to renew negotiations for independence by 2xE
You know braveheart had near zero accuracy.
Might as well hate kiwis after watching lord of the rings.
You make me dislike the English and I'm English, you wally.
thunderstorm4 t1_jdyzfnm wrote
Reply to The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
One of the best jokes I've read recently!
Ewetootwo t1_jdyyza7 wrote
Reply to comment by NoSpankingAllowed in The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
Probably led to fisty cuffs.
vldracer16 t1_jdyxy7o wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
I wish I could have seen that on person!!!
Frost_D_Jager t1_jdyxao1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
That's exactly what she said!
Lazy-Dog- t1_jdyvam2 wrote
Disoappointed
ContributionGrand138 t1_jdyv16i wrote
Reply to comment by SuperSaiyanSkeletor in I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull
Real comment is always in the joke
Traditional-Ad-3274 t1_jdytuhy wrote
I took one of those earlier
smcl2k t1_jdytevo wrote
thuanjinkee t1_jdyqkkc wrote
Reply to comment by Adagiopoke in I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull
r/therealjoke
cowboycosmic OP t1_jdypxpp wrote
Reply to comment by buwibuhawi in The PI awakens to a creaking door... by cowboycosmic
PI - Private eye (Investigator)
... and a group of Crows is called a "murder"
soupbox09 t1_jdyprcb wrote
Reply to comment by AccordionORama in I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull
Left or right one?
buwibuhawi t1_jdyoygj wrote
Reply to The PI awakens to a creaking door... by cowboycosmic
What?
Haunting-Ad9521 t1_jdyouwg wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Looking on the bright side, she got the piercings free, I suppose.
veerbahadur9083 t1_jdynzdh wrote
Guilty for ‘Rubbing the wrong way’
Pranav_RedStone971 t1_jdz4qu7 wrote
Reply to comment by Llord_zintak in Air Traffic Controller by needlescentered
I know English as good as the next guy, but it was funny.