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jsting t1_jdy2785 wrote

Reply to comment by daverapp in The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504

It works better as a video skit. The guy is lounging and there is a clocktower. The donkey is chilling between the lounging guy and the clocktower and the balls are blocking the view.

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NDodma01 t1_jdy0zu1 wrote

Reply to New Scottish First Minister just promised to renew negotiations for independence by 2xE

I met the President of Glasgow University and told him the Scots I knew all wanted independence - not the devolved Edinburg government he got his knighthood for. He said. “Ach noo It’s a throwaway vote (no joke). I asked him if he’d every seen Braveheart. He said he hadn’t. I said after watching it I hated the English. And I’m English.

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anfrind t1_jdy05m5 wrote

Reply to comment by Trackrec in Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269

The technology exists right now to generate NSFW images, video, and text using generative AI. If nobody has put it all together into a single product yet, it's only a matter of time before someone does.

Granted, with the current state of technology, any potential users will need to be OK with the idea that their virtual girlfriend will occasionally have eight fingers and 100 teeth...

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General-Art-7153 t1_jdxzdd5 wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504

Don't know why I'm getting down voted for a joke that isn't always super obvious, but the matador (person who spurs n the bulls in the arena and makes a big spectacle of it) got killed by the bull and the guy is eating the persons testicles.

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416e6479 t1_jdxy0u1 wrote

Reply to The rectum stretcher by Siosal01

I've told this joke a few times from the first person perspective (a story about where I was getting a ticket). You would be amazed by the look of shock on people's faces and the questions like "what did the cop say?"

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