Hey, there's nothing illegal about people from Mississippi mocking people from West Virginia.

I'd cumment all over this joke but someone beat me to it!

😂😂😂 that is funny

I like how someone with an admitted reading disability is mocking West Virginians.

It didn’t say her brother the gym teacher.

That second edit made me laugh, but I was reading it as “I needed the idiot translation, which is the same as the American translation.” Yes, we can be dense.

I asked the wife " how come you never tell me when you orgasom"

Wife " want me to call you at work"

A man is lost in a desert when he finally spots a sign of civilization - a Mexican man sitting by a small shed with his trusty mule, and better yet, there's the road the man had been looking for.

He knows the last bus back to Tijuana comes down that road around 10pm.

Fearing he may have missed the bus, he asks the man with the mule:

"Excuse me señor, do you know what time it is?"

The Mexican man grabs the mule's balls and lifts them up a few inches and says:

"..eeeeh.. it's 9:51."

The lost man replies:

"Awesome! Thank you señor! I'm just in time to catch the bus! - but how could you tell the time by simply lifting that mule's balls?"

The man lifts the mule's balls up again and points just under them and says:

"You see that clock over there?"

Avenge Sevenfold!! Dame JG knows

Hope she had a good protein shake afterwards.

DOTTIE’S brother. Dot and Dash would be siblings.

Thanks!

lol

Oh, duh. Thank you kind stranger!

You are not Ape

Ape not kill ape.

Also the fact that a man of Pakistani ancestry (Yousaf) will negotiate with a man of Indian ancestry (Sunak) for the partition of Great Britian is irony so delicious it almost hurts

That shit hurts!

I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer.

I said " Sir!! please get your weiner out of my wife's vagina"

"Monkeys are not Ape. They are barely better than humans."

Repost, regurgitate....it's all the same

If you managed to be that precise, I think you’re better than you think.

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>But I’m just realizing I’ve known what the word ditto means all along without knowing what it comes from.

The term ditto for a mimiograph copy actually comes from the term ditto, which comes from Latin though Italian. Just a little tidbit I finally happened to learn a couple of years ago after half a century on this Earth. I had always had the same assumption as you.

Well spotted! I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that.