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Philcycles84 t1_jdxg7o4 wrote
Reply to The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504
Excellent!
cherryhilljawnz t1_jdxewze wrote
Reply to comment by pyrrhios in The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
Lol
Mikesaidit36 t1_jdxej3g wrote
Reply to comment by Iz-kan-reddit in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Those smelly slightly damp blue/purple copies were mimeographs. I’m old enough to remember seeing a hand crank machine in an office somewhere with somebody cracking up smelly copies. Different than xeroxes. But I’m just realizing I’ve known what the word ditto means all along without knowing what it comes from.
Iz-kan-reddit t1_jdxeb1d wrote
Reply to comment by ArchemedesRex in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
You left out the sweet, sweet solvent.
The sound of the teacher's clack-clack-clack on the hallway floor returning from the teacher's lounge would start a pavlovian tingle in your nose in anticipation.
It almost made up for getting the last one, which was only vaguely legible because the master was running out.
General-Art-7153 t1_jdxe8ga wrote
Reply to comment by cloudyTurin963 in The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504
That took me way too long to get.
[deleted] t1_jdxe2hp wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Damn that was deep.
Iz-kan-reddit t1_jdxduqp wrote
Reply to comment by Roswyne in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
I vaguely remember that. Are you sure you're not a great grandparent? :)
willyolio t1_jdxdiin wrote
I misread the title and thought it said gym teacher
Thought that was weird for a high school kid to be married but then I remembered West Virginia exists
BetterManLife t1_jdxcz56 wrote
She was getting her proteins
Desertbro t1_jdx9txy wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
This is the way.
pyrrhios t1_jdx9oxa wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
Seriously. Driver must have been black.
Roswyne t1_jdx9m6h wrote
Reply to comment by Iz-kan-reddit in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Ditto is Dot's brother.
Don't you read Hi and Lois?
ArchemedesRex t1_jdx9bbb wrote
Reply to comment by Iz-kan-reddit in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
A typographical copy that uses blue ink and a stencil, in a machine
regrettablyold t1_jdx8yk8 wrote
Reply to Archimedes had his bath (buoyancy). Newton had his apple (gravity). Poincaré had his... by RolloutTieDispenser
You can't comb them, but can you shave them?
carmium t1_jdx8muq wrote
Reply to comment by Aconductor2 in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Thouglly? I think your tongue was already anticipating.
Thatguy19364 t1_jdx8a48 wrote
Reply to comment by Iz-kan-reddit in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
It’s a Pokémon obviously
NoSpankingAllowed t1_jdx899c wrote
Reply to The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
Poor cop is the butt of that joke.
Vishwasm123 t1_jdx88lh wrote
Reply to The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504
Ratatouiee messed up
die298 t1_jdx80zs wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
Must of been 'hard' on his family
SuperSaiyanSkeletor t1_jdx7eei wrote
Reply to comment by Adagiopoke in I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull
Real joke is always in the comments
peter-forward t1_jdx6p97 wrote
Did you wait for her to finish all her reps
sickcivilion t1_jdx5pfi wrote
Reply to comment by kd0178 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
That's OK, I just noticed that yours has -4, and I think that's why is it's similar to mine
Iz-kan-reddit t1_jdx5nyi wrote
Reply to comment by E420CDI in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
So that's why it's stuck into the end :)
E420CDI t1_jdx3962 wrote
Reply to comment by Iz-kan-reddit in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
It's what you stick in a sentence to aid and quicken its climax
Mikesaidit36 t1_jdxjr2z wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
Huge.