Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Antique_Direction255 t1_jdwac0g wrote
just_G1001 t1_jdw9wgx wrote
Reply to From one side of the bakery to the other, a breadstick yelled out to a pretzel by RibaldPancake
Then they went on a date and eventually got married, they were doughy-eyed.
Specialist-Ad-8942 t1_jdw9oyv wrote
Excuse me, I think you are using the equipment incorrectly…
Beginning-Ebb-9942 t1_jdw9e2v wrote
George, I have to....but you?
palebluedotcitizen t1_jdw7hxz wrote
Reply to comment by tihoM_QWERTY in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Absolutely
WheeeeeThePeople t1_jdw7e9j wrote
It was just a game...the trainer was just playing HIDE THE PICKLE.
Super_gman t1_jdw6m63 wrote
Reply to comment by J-Whalley in I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull
And failed miserably.
NewParadigm1111 t1_jdw6huh wrote
Same joke from Trump era. Waaa waaa waaaaaaa
RedIcarus1 t1_jdw6gnf wrote
“Marge!!!" I exclaimed!
Engage69 t1_jdw3ocq wrote
Reply to comment by vyprrgirl in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I stand alone.
Godsmack
dbhathcock t1_jdw3m4c wrote
Reply to A police car pulls over a car on the highway by qwer5r
If these priests were in dresses, they should be arrested for being drag queens. /s
cherryhilljawnz t1_jdw2l0c wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
OP gr8 joke! I saw it coming unlike her but a great joke...
Please post this to r/3amjokes
lesser_tom t1_jdw28v1 wrote
HarryHacker42 t1_jdw24uy wrote
Reply to A police car pulls over a car on the highway by qwer5r
Too soon? Its only been 10 hours since the last one was arrested. Of course that can be said at any time.
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Shersh11 t1_jdw10m8 wrote
Reply to comment by Mobiasstriptease in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
You need to get a flabbergast translation
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Reply to comment by Viking_Hippie in A police car pulls over a car on the highway by qwer5r
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O-U-T-C-A-S-T t1_jdw0sri wrote
Reply to A police car pulls over a car on the highway by qwer5r
Let us prey.
NaSinRao t1_jdw0la9 wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
You did the right thing by only sucking at the darts.
cuevobat t1_jdw0hzg wrote
Reply to At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
I first heard this joke from a Perry Mason episode.
Fragrant-Dig-7791 t1_jdw06yq wrote
Reply to comment by BigDCanuck in The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
Rectum? We murdered them. This was my mother's favorite joke.
StickyPornMags t1_jdvzugv wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
on a farther related note, I scored
ao5357 t1_jdvy891 wrote
Reply to comment by DrMux in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
It came up organically
No-Sock7425 t1_jdvub21 wrote
Reply to comment by Ethunel in An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Thank you for this. Listening to Sunshine next.
Spocks-Nephew OP t1_jdwasjl wrote
Reply to comment by Antique_Direction255 in An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Yeah, it’s obviously a typo. They’re great too lol.