Recent comments in /f/Jokes
J-Whalley t1_jdvso45 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull
You tried
RedIcarus1 t1_jdvslr2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A police car pulls over a car on the highway by qwer5r
There’s so much truth to this, I’d almost consider it not a joke.
Towaga t1_jdvsi0d wrote
Reply to comment by EmotionalArt6680 in This high school guys was born without one of his eyes. by imortal_apple
Happily married and out of dating scene for years. I may have gotten a little blunt. Thank you for pointing it out, and good luck wherever you may need it.
fickle_north t1_jdvsfd7 wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Embarrassed myself further by trying to stem the bleeding with my hand.
I felt a right tit.
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Forward-Procedure462 t1_jdvrpk6 wrote
Reply to The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
i started reading this in news feed, not seeing the Jokes tag. I was like WTF
Main_Film_6400 t1_jdvrjml wrote
Reply to comment by No_Policy_146 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
He should be introduced to former Major League Baseball player Peter Lacock (although he goes by Pete and I have no idea whether he’s a dick or not)
Elfcat1 t1_jdvr717 wrote
Reply to comment by TheHighGround767 in Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
The girl likes to watch emotional movies (needs a tissue because crying) but the boy likes to watch inappropriate movies (cleaning a certain white liquid from a stick)
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AttilaRS t1_jdvqvsh wrote
Reply to comment by speculatrix in At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
Thag? Thag Simmons? Victim of the thagomizer?
KermitMadMan t1_jdvqhch wrote
Reply to comment by Adagiopoke in I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer... by mrtipbull
she was stretching the rules of her marriage
Adagiopoke t1_jdvq728 wrote
It was her cheat day
unclejoe1917 t1_jdvq4k6 wrote
Reply to comment by Status-Simple9240 in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
Funny a guy with a well documented speech impediment gets labeled as senile by a party of people who rode out a president with actual, diagnosed senility.
vyprrgirl t1_jdvq1tr wrote
Reply to comment by JBYTuna in Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning by My_Balls_Itch_123
I stand on principle. I sit in a chair
SilverSneakers t1_jdvpwzk wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
“Treble twenty” was throwing me off
Spocks-Nephew OP t1_jdvoe3z wrote
Reply to comment by GodzeallA in An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Noice!
GodzeallA t1_jdvo80h wrote
Reply to An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Beastie Boys
BRASS MONKEY
OdiumNatus t1_jdvo65x wrote
Reply to comment by theembodimentoffat in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Here it is then. It's not the idiot translation, it's more like an over privileged, under educated and a bit too arrogant to know cause to busy being FUCKING AWESOME! Translation.
EmotionalArt6680 t1_jdvnctk wrote
Reply to comment by Towaga in This high school guys was born without one of his eyes. by imortal_apple
I think your pedantry has slaughtered any chance of you getting a date!
OdiumNatus t1_jdvmsic wrote
Reply to comment by Mobiasstriptease in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Subtle distinction.
ResettisReplicas t1_jdvmczw wrote
Reply to comment by itzToreve in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
That’s what we call precision without accuracy.
Tobio88 t1_jdvlzhr wrote
Reply to Home Covid Test. by Buddy2269
Turned out you drank Corona
theplutosys t1_jdvlo2y wrote
Reply to comment by theembodimentoffat in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
As an American, allow me to ditto this question
GaryV83 t1_jdvllgh wrote
Reply to A police car pulls over a car on the highway by qwer5r
Although I've heard many variations of this over the years, it never fails to make me laugh. Bravo!
No-Pomegranate1244 t1_jdvt49a wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Not very funny imo