Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Spocks-Nephew OP t1_jdvkn1c wrote
Reply to An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Bungle In The Jungle
Viking_Hippie t1_jdvkgvh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A police car pulls over a car on the highway by qwer5r
Which refers to a sitewide rule that includes this: "Jokes that are dark or offensive are allowed"
In other words: lighten up, joke police.
Spocks-Nephew OP t1_jdvk4o7 wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Creative!
No-Advertising8809 t1_jdvk2ob wrote
Reply to comment by kasheestee in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Nunseye
Spocks-Nephew OP t1_jdvk2k8 wrote
Reply to comment by crumblingruin in An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
Nice!
[deleted] t1_jdvk09w wrote
Reply to comment by boater-fraud in An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite? by Spocks-Nephew
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HepatitvsJ t1_jdviw1m wrote
Reply to At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
The first time I ever heard this joke was an old star wars comic where Han Solo was smuggling Corellian corvettes for the Rebels.
Had an Imperial patrol ship escalate the same way and only figured it out on the last one right after he let Han and Chewie go.
Great comic.
LoudStytle t1_jdvitzi wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Here’s the result bro perfecto https://youtu.be/_EVEcSVDcKo
FalseSpring t1_jdvir4q wrote
Reply to At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
In a Spider-Man show (cartoon, 70s) this was wheelbarrows of sawdust.
asbestospajamas t1_jdviq5v wrote
Reply to comment by Mobiasstriptease in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
The two are often interchangeable...
good_luck_23 t1_jdvi9g3 wrote
Trump is talking to his lawyers' lawyer's lawyers today.
itzToreve t1_jdvhngp wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Bro how u bad if u hit it right in the god damn center. Perfect shot.
taleofbenji t1_jdvgkq9 wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
I think it would be funnier if the nun only scored sixty so that it sounds like the same score.
rascible t1_jdvff5i wrote
Reply to comment by gundamtandem in From one side of the bakery to the other, a breadstick yelled out to a pretzel by RibaldPancake
That got a rise outa me...
taleofbenji t1_jdvezpf wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
That joke is worth one verified chuckle.
DrMux t1_jdvesx8 wrote
Reply to comment by ao5357 in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
That's nothing! One time, I banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom!
Aconductor2 t1_jdve5uv wrote
Reply to comment by O-U-T-C-A-S-T in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Must suck wound to bring out any possibility of poison, oh yes, I forget about thouglly inspection of the wound.
utsVR t1_jdve1bh wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Nature’s bullseye
Mobiasstriptease t1_jdvdwqc wrote
Apollocado t1_jdvdug2 wrote
Reply to comment by Mobiasstriptease in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Same thing
[deleted] t1_jdvdcef wrote
Reply to A police car pulls over a car on the highway by qwer5r
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alilbleedingisnormal t1_jdvd48d wrote
Reply to comment by Hisbeefiness in Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
The connotations though
theembodimentoffat t1_jdvcxvr wrote
Reply to comment by Mobiasstriptease in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
>I needed the idiot translation, not the American one.
What's the difference?
GospodinOfTorei t1_jdvc9wz wrote
Reply to At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack. by pulp_thilo
I originally heard this as a story attributed to Nasrudin, and it was made more amusing by the fact that it was camels carrying sand across the desert.
EmotionalArt6680 t1_jdvl2je wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A police car pulls over a car on the highway by qwer5r
I think that rule was referring to you! Not the jokes!